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Strictly business.

The whole thing in one photo

I buried my father yesterday. Here are my tits.

Happy NFL Schedule Release Day! 🏈

We've got our opponent for the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving Classic 👀

I think when a lot of people voted for Trump, they forgot the most salient fact: He never has to face the voters again. He's like a shuffling, reflexes-gone boxer who claims to have retired undefeated.

I took a cognitive test today. I had to correctly identify Dog, Elephant, Giraffe and Pedophile. NAILED it 100%! Nobody’s ever seen anything like it!

Our Munich matchup is set 🗓️

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

John Cornyn in a nutshell:

Neguse: Where is this company headquartered? Noem: I don’t know. Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out. You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?

Let ‘Em Know #TNFonPrime is back with an epic matchup! 🗣️ @Lions vs. @BuffaloBills | Sept 17 | #TNFonPrime

Headed to Buffalo for a Week 2 matchup on @NFLonPrime!

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

The craziest thing I have read in the UFO Files is the part where Donald Trump raped children with Jeffrey Epstein

Never mind the UFO files. Release the Epstein files.

Happy Mother’s Day 💙