corvo / caspian!🕷️👁️🐑

to fuck shit up, help those in need, and be the best goddamn pirate anyone's ever seen! philzavaping.straw.page 🔥 <- open me

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

Me lending myself money from my own savings

I LIKE MILOCICLE i rock with any ship rlly!! they’re very cute :-)

what captcha have they got oomf doing brah 😭😭😭

@TheRealQLad that would be SOOOO funny

@spitship I hope it isn’t that Dream fan that was going crazy in your replies a couple months ago

this is actually fucking me up WHO did i have beef with

@wispjrwi YESYESYESYESYESYEYS GRIZZCICLE IS SOOOO GOOD

@pakyuriii @Imbored572_ What did i do

probably the guy who’s got his dick to my butt

@CANlNEBLOOD THANK YOUUU

@spitship awesome new name

new username Sorry chipferin. it was your time

@sinnercsh i knowwww i knoww

CONDICICLE 😭🩷🩷🩷 i heart condicicle they’re sooo cutesie

rpf saves lives

got really high yesterday and took a bunch of photos of my burger

@soda_enby OHHHHHHHH HAIII!!!! PROUD TO MEET ANOTHER SPITSHIPPER !!!! i’ve had a couple negative gimmicks but overall the response has been very positive 🥹🥹🥹 rpf century

YESYESYES IVE POSTED ABT THAT BEFORE!!

gay

THEY REALLY REALLY DO