Simon Cook

@keithapearson Keith, I occasionally fall out of love with reading and I think I’ve realised it’s not the reading I have fallen out with, it’s not being able to find books that capture me. All of your books have captured me and relight the spark of love for reading again. Thank you 🤓

Some vaguely important news regarding my twentieth book and where I'm heading next on my writing journey... keithapearson.co.uk/my-twentieth-t…

@keithapearson Merry Christmas Keith 🍻

Yes, I am aware of the irony...

@keithapearson 🤮

I'm sorry to be the bearer of such sad news, but I've just discovered that Ginsters have discontinued the Buffet Bar. Gutted. 😔

@keithapearson Another brilliant page turner, full of characters that you instantly want to find out more about! I for one can’t wait for the next one!! Thank you Keith

Because X won't allow me to say all I want to say, I've had to post these words in image form. That doesn't make them any less sincere, though...

@keithapearson Well deserved, another excellent book! Unfortunately I read them faster than you can write them 😂

The 'Best Seller' tag is great, but I'm beyond chuffed to see so many amazing reviews and ratings. Thank you, thank you, thank you! 😊

@keithapearson Next step world domination!!

I've just worked out that 0.0024% of all UK adults follow me on Twitter. Not gonna lie, that number sounded more impressive in my head.

@RRHaywood Now there is a reason to move back to the IOW! Think I might pay my sister a visit. 🤔😁

Might be planning an UndeadCon in the summer. A 1 day event in Ryde, IOW. Merch. Signed books. Meet me and Deli dog! I've put a poll on my FB page trying to select the best dates. Sat 15th July Sat 5th Aug Sat 12th Aug Sat 19th Aug Which date works best for you? Much love x

@AdamEcclesBooks No, all the new book stuff comes from your tweets

Question to any folks who ‘follow’ me as an author on Amazon. Have you ever received any kind of notification from Amazon directly - email or pop up - that I have a new release or anything at all for that matter? Thanks!

@keithapearson by the way, thank you, yet again!! Just brilliant.

@keithapearson @BBCRadio2 I couldn't even bring myself to listen!! 😒

I so wanted @BBCRadio2 to create a decent alternative to PopMaster, but Ten To The Top isn't it. It's impossible to play against the contestant on the radio because of the convoluted scoring system, and the excessive use of jingles is so incredibly irritating/distracting. 🙁

@keithapearson My first car!! 🤣 it was a heap!! Drove into a wall and wrote it off, beginning to wonder if it wasn't on purpose 🤣 my dad was devastated 🤣

What's in it for you? Ridicule, I'd suggest.

@AdamEcclesBooks System restored so far but 22:22:22 is my next read, so could change. In fact, in all honesty you've not written a bad book

Serious question If you have read all (or most) of my 7 books - which one was your favourite?

@AdamEcclesBooks That's gotta do it

Come on, get me to number 1 in ‘hot new releases’ for techno thrillers !!

@AdamEcclesBooks Cutting edge I seem to remember 🤣

did you have one?

@keithapearson That's actually quite scary 😳

Not that I've ever had cause to imagine what a feral vagina looks like, but...

@RRHaywood Love the IOW ferry and the arrival in the island. Mind you the IOW was always full of zombies, sorry they're not zombies 🤣

@AdamEcclesBooks Now that really is fantasy

Imagine a world where toasters always toast your bread to perfection.

@RRHaywood Haunting of Hill House. But the original black and white version.

The creepiest horror movie I ever watched was Paranormal Activity. There was no gore or excessive violence, but the suggestive nuance totally freaked me out. What's your favourite for the creep factor? #creepyhorrormovie

@KarenB139 Happy birthday for tomorrow Freddie. Keep up that passion for food chef

This is Freddie, a big foodie/gourmand who wants to be a food critic. He is undergoing chemo at QMC Nottingham for an aggressive brain sarcoma and his 10th birthday is tomorrow, if by the power of Twitter, he could get any likes or messages….it would really cheer him up.

@keithapearson And only £4 🤣🤣😎

Tesco now has large tubs of Quality Street and Cadbury's Roses on display if you fancy some Christmas-themed chocolate while you slowly roast to death. 😒