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@TheTruthfulBean @VipRoseTr @elonmusk So weird that this post was flagged as probable spam.

Nothing is more dangerous than getting between JB Pritzker and the buffet table!

@BNODesk Cool. So if I'm being chased by the cops I can lose them by crossing a very shallow stream. Good to know.

Irvine, California unveils first Cybertruck police car in the U.S.

@patriottakes The only shocking thing about this is that the owner actually got paid.

Details on Trump’s paid Atlanta Barbershop scam! 1) A “friend” set it up as a Black small business event 2) There was never any mention this was a political event 3) No one from Trump’s campaign contacted the owner 4) The owner feels “betrayed” 5) The Trump campaign won’t respond to media 6) The owner was paid for closing his business and wants to return the money x.com/patriottakes/s…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary    Pretty sure I never joined x.

@katystoll Are you sure you wanna relocate though? I think I heard from somewhere that you just recently moved to the mountains.

Anyone want to hire me for a movie? Alternatively, does anyone from Canada or France want to marry me?

Finally got kicked off my SAG insurance so now I'm shopping for quotes and just popping in to remind you all that paying over $500/month and you still have a 6K deductible is actually monstrous. And we just let them do that to us!

@DrLevsky @MedrinaKamaar This is nonsensical.

@MedrinaKamaar @splatterjak I'm offended too, as someone who lives off of her cheap Canadian cigarettes!!! 😤 I'll teach you about them some day, and maybe next to appreciate how a talented artist's pen pulled her beautiful heart out, even all the way through her thick skin.

@zachsilberberg Boat vaxxed?

@DrLevsky I'm not sure that the math checks out on this one.

I could live a million lives, each for a million years, and still never find anything close to my friendship with @splatterjak. 💞 I love you Jack!!! Happy birthday!!! 🎊🎂🎊

@RightWingCope He's just using the royal we. Totally normal.

You know he’s a former police officer because of how confident he is when lying

@atrupar Not one of Kate McKinnon's better characters.

i'm too sober to try to transcribe Victoria Spartz right now so here's a raw clip of part of today's word salad explosion

I'm going to cover Robert Hur's testimony to the House Judiciary Committee in this thread. Follow along for highlights 👇

@djrothkopf Well ... not that shocking.

@ChudsOfTikTok Yeah, I can't wait for a cool scenario to happen like The Road. Jesus fuck did they think that movie was aspirational?

I keep saying this but, one day there will be an extended power outage & these rwnj are going to kill their neighbors for "survival."

@StakerHopkins Hey now let's not overreact over a few bad apples.

MVAB Most Vampires Are Bastards. Hee~

@RightWingCope Pretty sure if you inverted that cross it would still look the same either way.

If you can’t afford Balenciaga you can just say it dawg 😭

@RightWingCope Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

@domaug @RightWingCope Holy shit, you're right.

@RightWingCope I literally can't stop breathing for longer than a minute or so, so I must be addicted to breathing according to this real brain genius.

Bolton: I would say to Marco, if you don't think trump is serious about getting out of NATO, then why did you recently co-sponsor legislation requiring approval by two thirds of the house and the senate before president can withdraw from NATO?

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn I'd feel better about this if McCarthy wasn't wrong about everything.

In Las Vegas last night, Kevin McCarthy was asked to respond to Matt Gaetz’s suggestion that he should be RNC Chair. McCarthy said that based on what he knows about the House Ethics investigation, Gaetz will likely be going to prison. Story …meidastouch.com/news/mccarthy-…