I am Beeve, Sir Beeve

@bigbenn1e 😂😂😂😂😂😂 COMEDY GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

One thing I’ve always hated are bullies. I also hate groups of misogynistic men, who gang up together, in an orchestrated pile on, against a lone woman. This is what’s happening to Nicola Sturgeon right now. I think this will backfire on them ! I will be standing with Nicola !

@FatimaJojiSnp Can I borrow the camper van this weekend 🤷🏻‍♂️

It is democratically unsustainable for Westminster to refuse to listen the verdict of the people of Scotland. thenational.scot/news/26140711.…

@JohnSwinney Can I borrow the camper van for this weekend please 🤷‍♂️

People across Scotland will be deeply worried by another rise in energy bills announced today. We produce enormous amounts of energy, yet despite Labour’s promises to cut them, bills keep soaring. It’s time Scotland had control of Scotland’s energy.

@HelenWebberley Oh my 🤣🤦‍♂️

There was a time when left-handed people were ‘corrected’ because it made others uncomfortable. It’s worth remembering how often society gets things wrong before it gets them right, especially with trans people

@Davo_Mack Free camper vans all round then 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Sooner we end the union, gain Scottish independence & ditch their media the better for everyone

@BrawnJourno How can you even think you can defend this 🤦‍♂️

The level of speculation and accusations surrounding Nicola Sturgeon that have been all over my Twitter feed for the past few days is so utterly depressing. I remain stunned at the lengths some corners of the press are going to to implicate her in what has happened.

@RodinSimi COMEDY GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂

Chelsea and Tottenham could finish first and second in the Premier League ahead of Arsenal next season: “The way Arsenal won the Premier League this season, you would think they achieved something extraordinary. In reality, other clubs declined badly, which allowed Arsenal to take advantage of the situation. They were never expected to win the title. Next season will be completely different. Chelsea and Tottenham not having European football could become a huge advantage in such a physically demanding league. I believe Chelsea can win the league, while Tottenham could finish second because I do not see Arsenal coming close to winning the title again. Xabi Alonso and Roberto De Zerbi could make their teams far more competitive. It will not be easy, but Arsenal may struggle if injuries hit their key players again, and that could be the beginning of their downfall.”

@EtihadPapers @SkySportPL Doesn’t want to play in the championship 😂😂😂😂

🚨JUST IN: Erling Haaland could consider leaving Manchester City following Pep’s departure. [@SkySportPL]

@laura_pollock_ Promising everyone who votes for independence a camper van or a share in the pepper mills 🤷🏻‍♂️

The Scottish Parliament has officially called for the UK Government to devolve the powers which would allow it to hold a second independence referendum UK Gov has said no. How long can that refusal last? 🤔

@rik_big Were they promised a free camper van or the pepper mills?

They literally just did.. John Swinney is First Minister.. You may have missed it.

@kellylgiven Maybe there are 400,000 of you and you can use a second hand camper van ro get around 😂😂😂 idiotic 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

We’ll decide.

@ionafyfe Oh my Iona…….. trying to defend the indefensible 😂🤦‍♂️

Camper van wasn’t at their marital home

@MurielMbe Not a mental illness 🤦‍♂️

O. M. G!! Reposting without comment, I just can’t, I’d be rather unkind. Goodnight, sweet dreams 😴

@ThomasWillett9 Thomas just hates biological women……….

This is the result of your anti-trans obsession. So now you live with the consequences of what you fought for.

@SxrgioSZN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The 115 verdict is gonna make Arsenal’s title look tiny btw. You’ll find out how big we really are as soon as it drops

@SimonLester2468 @FabrizioRomano They only do 10 year ones now 😂😂

@FabrizioRomano Surely a seven year contract at Chelsea is on the cards….

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jamie Vardy will leave Cremonese as free agent this summer after the relegation. He’s ready for a new chapter.

@tifasweetie You’re a bloke………simple

I’m a transwomen and : • Im not a crossdresser 🙈 • Im not a guy in makeup 😒 • I love and protect women 💗 • Im PROUD of who i am 🙋🏻‍♀️ • transwomen are women 🏳️‍⚧️ thanks for understanding 🧸

@sophialove69x Wrong 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Trans women are not male 🏳️‍⚧️ this is NOT up for debate. i hope we all agree on that

@_celia_bedelia_ Wow what a clever and articulate response 🤦‍♂️

Prove it, witch

Thank you @Mrjamieohara1 for helping Arsenal win the league - your shit views and “punditry (?)” definitely helped motivate the team! Your assistance should not go unnoticed 💪💪💪💪