Launchpad McQuack

Workmate told me a great Dad joke. Guy with no arms and no legs sits waiting for the bus. Bus rocks up, doors open. Driver says “how ya gettin on?”

Not now, Kiwibank, not now

@cherrycola_nz @OnTheSofaShow What the fut. sweet

PETER BARLOW STARTED A GNOME WAR?! | ON THE SOFA 🍄 youtu.be/SgXMJDCYN60?si… #Corrie #Coronationstreet #peterbarlow #nicktilsley

Well survived Easter stress ok without the booze. Feeling quite good actually. Dammit haha. Here’s some other 0 percenters I’ve experimented with. Parrotdog is the best for my palate I think.

When you make love do you look in the mirror?

I hate porn for setting unrealistic expectations for us and for the next generation. There ain’t no way you can get a tradie that quick in real life

NZ visible from Artemis 2!

Project Hail Mary was everything I hoped it would be and more. Fist my bumps all round

Beers. This one is also quite good

@dairymanNZ @OcCaldwell You’ll need to answer every question with “yeah nah good yourself?”. I grew up in Invers, so collar up mate ;)

Bought a checked shirt so I'd blend in at the Riverton Races. My only concern is nobody will know I'm wearing it ironically @OcCaldwell

@VirtualAstro These people are delusional. Everyone knows it belongs to Aotearoa

Yesterday, I posted some facts about the Moon. One of these was about the Moon belonging to all Mankind. Which is accurate and I mentioned the treaty that relates to it. Shortly after, I recieved hundreds of the most vile, aggressive and disgusting replies from Americans, who believe they own it. They don't! Eventually, I had to delete the post as blocking was taking ages due to the bulk of replies and blocking no longer works as it should anyway. I don't get this kind of behaviour on the other networks. The odd idiot, yes, but this literally was the zombie apocalypse! I'm shocked at the low mentality of these people and there were so many. No wonder the world is in such a mess. Because of these zombie people being enabled. The penny has dropped and so have they. I heard today that the UK government are eventually looking to ban X and replace it with something a lot safer. I think this now is a good idea. X has turned into an awful place by recent design. I have a lot of followers here, who are wonderful good people and I am very grateful to all of you. I will be staying on this platform until the bitter end, but I will be more active on the others, as this one is dying. As I said, I will be here until that time comes, but it will. So, please follow me on BlueSky and Facebook as @Virtualastro Threads, Instagram and TikTok as @Virtualastronomer (don't follow @virtualastro on TikTok, I can't get into it) So join me there before this place finally implodes or is forced to disappear.

The crew of the Artemis are currently further away from Trump than any other humans. Lucky bastards!

@cherrycola_nz He’s a train wreck in slow motion

Beers. Nearly a month alcohol free. Quite like this one. Also fond of 0% Corona and Emersons Little Bird.

@NASAAdmin @NASAArtemis @NASA_Johnson @NASAKennedy We’re going to see some video from Artemis right? Right?

Artemis II astronauts are doing great. The Orion spacecraft is performing well in an impressive elliptical orbit, and the @NASA_Johnson Mission Control team is taking good care of the crew. Meanwhile, back at @NASAKennedy, the teams are out at the pad getting ready for what comes next. We are going to get into a rhythm of launching Moon rockets around here 🇺🇸

@cherrycola_nz Easier to toast. Easier to put butter on. You might be onto a winner

@AudreyPorne Same! I got bible related gaming ads. Some kind of Christian Pokemon crap

I keep getting "Christ is Lord" ads on here and I've no idea what I've done to the algorithm to deserve this.

@annikakes Bom chicka wow wow. They are everywhere in Selwyn at the moment. Cats are having a ball chasing em

In today’s episode of Animal Planet these two started getting it on while I was in the shower. #awkward

@cherrycola_nz Arrested on suspicion of overacting eyebrows? Lol

No Todd NOooooooooooooo @cherrycola_nz

“Go get your own oil” this is a quote from the guy who set fire to the world’s economies. Why can’t someone stop this fucker?