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HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS, Ws in 2026 🙏

I’m not nonchalant, e no just really concern me.

Put God first, Usdt second

Doctor: your test results are out Me: please make it quick… I don’t have all day Doctor: how did you know?

GK - God LB - In CB - His CB - Infinite RB - Goodness DM - Is CM- Going CM- To LW - Surely RW - Punish ST - You

Them go soon collect this girl from me, I no see money press, I just dey say sorry baby since😭

any male reading this, i pray you get that huge bag soon

5PM.

Look at what we had man

I never reach 24 wey i dey owe this kind gbese God!!

CHELSEA IS CURSED!!!

🚨Willy Caballero speaks out after Estevão’s injury setback: 🗣“While I was at Chelsea with Enzo Maresca, we stayed quiet because we believed in the project. Now I can be honest. Estevão’s situation is really disappointing. He’s only 18 and one of the brightest talents, but instead of being developed patiently, he was rushed or pushed like a veteran. We knew about his hamstring issues as he adapted to the Premier League, but there was pressure to play him early, which is concerning. He was pushed through discomfort and brought back too quickly after setbacks. The result is recurring injuries that could have been avoided if the management had allowed us to make decisions independently. That’s not bad luck, it’s poor management. You’re supposed to protect and develop a player like him, not treat him like a project or something that should be used no matter what. Now he’s injured again and even questioning his decision to join Chelsea. He’s struggling mentally, and it hurts because I was part of it before we left.” (Meme)

this L streak i dey i gats go pray o. allahu.

HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 💨💨💨 #ANBT #MAMG #JETFUEL ⚡️

@TheSerahIbrahim I really pity you

They have found Noah’s Ark! They have found the real Mt Sinai! They know where the Ark of the Covenant is! They have discovered the tomb of Jesus Christ! They have found the Turin of Jesus! They have located the Garden of Eden! They have identified the site of Sodom and Gomorrah! They have traced the path of the Red Sea crossing! They have found the well of Jacob! They have uncovered the palace of King Solomon! They have located the tomb of King David! They have identified the birthplace of Abraham! They have found the prison of Apostle Paul! They have uncovered the house of Mary Magdalene! They have traced the steps of Moses! Yet some people still don’t believe in God. They still think it’s just a story.

Some black dude turned up to a public museum dressed like a retard and played chess against himself and other blacks are congratulating him in the comments

Pete Davidson is on pace to spend $660K removing his tattoos, and the reason it costs that much is genuinely one of the weirdest things happening inside the human body. Tattoos are permanent because your immune system is actively holding the ink in place. White blood cells called macrophages swarm the ink, try to eat it like bacteria, fail because ink is chemically indestructible, and then just refuse to let go. They sit in your skin with the pigment trapped inside them, for life. The tattoo you see is a grid of immune cells frozen in the middle of trying to destroy something they can't. It gets weirder. When one of those cells finally dies of old age, a nearby macrophage grabs the released ink before it can drain. Then that one dies and passes it to the next one. The tattoo is a relay race of immune cells handing off the same ink particles for 50 years. Lasers are not erasers. They fire pulses so fast (one trillionth of a second) that they create tiny shockwaves that blow the ink into smaller pieces. The laser doesn't remove anything. It just shatters. Here's the cruel part. The second the laser shatters the ink, fresh macrophages sprint in and swallow the pieces before your body can wash them away. You are paying a laser specialist $500 a session to break ink apart faster than your immune system can re-eat it. And where does the ink that actually escapes go? Your lymph nodes. It piles up there. Women with tattoos have ink in their armpit lymph nodes. It shows up on mammograms. Surgeons have mistaken it for cancer. Pete has 200+ tattoos. Each one needs 10-12 sessions because each session only wins a tiny fraction of the war. He's not buying tattoo removal. He's buying a decade-long siege against his own immune system, paid in installments of $500 shockwave blasts, while white blood cells inside his body sprint back and forth trying to eat their own ammo. $660K to starve the cells that refuse to let him forget who he used to be.

The original pitch for what evolved into Pat McAfee aligning with Randy Orton was meant to be Aleister Black in McAfee’s spot: “The role would have involved Aleister Black tormenting Orton, trying to bring out the old Apex Predator version of Orton. The idea was that if Black succeeded, it would prove Orton had never changed or evolved and was still the old Orton deep inside. We are told the idea was that Black and Orton would face off Mania weekend, with Orton hesitating to use his punt kick and likely lose, but then later attack Cody Rhodes as a WrestleMania angle, using the punt to bring back the old Apex Predator and prove Black right all along.” (via PWlnsider)

police officers say make i show love na once i kiss DPO for forehead 😂

I’ve hit rock bottom and I don’t care fr, I’m tired of the cycle

@0nly1deen8274 @Hybrid_Ola @WWE Wrong way bro

@Hybrid_Ola @sprinsals @WWE He’s paving the way for Oba

OBA FEMI JUST BEAT BROCK LESNAR!!!! WOW!! The FIRST HOUR of #WrestleMania is LIVE RIGHT NOW on ESPN!