eden ! 🦜

unpinning when i get to 100 lbs

Sooo we all see oomf as a word rather than an acronym right?

@housofantlrs Even if it wasn't abusing our resources, even if all the data was acquired fairly and paid for, it'd still be fundamentally wrong to use and consume. Instant gratification culture needs to vanish asap.

honestly even if ai wasnt environmentally destructive id still think ur a dumb loser if ur genuinely entertained by ai fruit love island

this is so fucking funny to me where did this come from

when u eat a reasonable serving amount of chocolate to fulfil cravings and be kind to urself but now ur brain wants to eat the whole bar + an extra 4k calories of junk food ontop 😭😭

"you dont need to diet!! just listen to your body!!" me if i listen to my body:

me on twitter

Literally me

junkorexic omad - 580cals

From the German magazine Lustige Blätter published in 1932.

my alexa is telling me a 60 gram banana is 105 calories but everything on google says it’s only about 53… why would she lie to me…

i wish twitter had a story option so i dont spam peoples feed with bs

@BiggleBeats @wynrosei I wont fall for your bot ragebait bigglebeats now generate me a really good recipe for chocolate chip cookies

@spritecanpipe @wynrosei Zero effort

If you gave your neighbor flour and she made the pancakes, did you bake them?

Going to the gym again while every part of my body is still aching from yesterday

the plate of doom ate like 1106 calories🫩

I want to be so thin that people treat me like I'm fragile

@BiggleBeats @wynrosei conveniently forgot to mention the 9 painful months it takes for said nut to develop into a baby 🤔

@wynrosei Taking a nut is easier than making pancakes

'vaping is bad' i'm not even sure if we'll live another 20 years pass me the mf disposable