Otis Spunkmeyer

@stevensalamone2 Throwback to the good ole days, before the running backs took over the position. -cheers

@spunk4pres Nothing like a nice white dropping back in the pocket! -cheers Otis

Who I’d let date my daughter (NFL QB edition): 1. Baker Mayfield 2. Daniel Jones 3. Justin Herbert 4. Trevor Lawrence 5. Mark Sanchez 50/50: 1. Patrick Mahomes 2. Dak Prescott Absolutely Not: 1. Cam Ward 2. Lamar Jackson 3. Michael Penix Jr. 4. Mike Vick

@stevensalamone2 Thanks Mr. Beer #keepqbswhite

@spunk4pres Otis gets it #LANK

@ppldontforget8 How’d it go

Got a first date coming up for the first time in years any new patch notes to know about?

@jesseihyy @AriGoldsBurner Fuck you

@AriGoldsBurner #fag

Buddies mini hoop fucking rocks

@bousewarrior #noticing

I see…

@BrynnForbes11 Oh nvm then

@spunk4pres College grad

My boy has a lesbian sister and this the shirts they made for her grad party

@unit_wayne69 @StayFlyJW Thank you, rho so overrated. Good logo, but quality is subpar

@StayFlyJW To know it was valid? Rho is awful

Low effort golf polo #tierlist

@unit_wayne69 Love the VV placement. Underrated casual polo

@padegenerate “what are you laughing at” “It’s just a meme” Usually how those conversations go when a funny tweet hits the timeline

I gotta stop getting in twitter conversations when I’m in the room with my family I just be laughing out loud and I look insane

@HeatersPeter Thx for that. Will sprinkle some on that. #lock

@spunk4pres Heard that was +290. Great value

Yall think Popeyes was the prom dinner? #PrivateSchoolProm

You can tell who grew up with an older brother and who didn’t.

@Markymarkcuban Why do they invade all the best things we have

Shrink the game and her #woah

@fred_da_pred Great pulls

MY FAVORITE BARS IN THE UNITED STATES Lahaina’s beach house - San Diego, CA Open bar - San Diego, CA Jason Aidean’s - Nashville, TN Buffalo Chip - Cave Creek, AZ The Pub - Nashville, TN

Food stamps aren’t allowed at courses fyi

@beerandtrump Way to mark your territory worm

#clogged da work toilet

How much time do you have?

@HBCBURNER At least he won’t be taking black dick tho. That’s way worse

Your gay son is also going to be a thot btw so now you got a gay son doing the same thot shit. Congratulations you played yourself