Steven “Pants Beer” Salamone

@JREwing7893 Bad bait pack it up JR. go make a LinkedIn

@stevensalamone2 Dude no one wants to date that big Bertha ass whore you call a daughter birthed between you and your sister

Who I’d let date my daughter (NFL QB edition): 1. Baker Mayfield 2. Daniel Jones 3. Justin Herbert 4. Trevor Lawrence 5. Mark Sanchez 50/50: 1. Patrick Mahomes 2. Dak Prescott Absolutely Not: 1. Cam Ward 2. Lamar Jackson 3. Michael Penix Jr. 4. Mike Vick

@ShamsCharania Shareef O’Neil robbed

Boston Celtics' Joe Mazzulla has won the 2025-26 NBA Coach of the Year award.

@AlexBil628695 Classic wouldn’t see that in the south #HottyToddy

@stevensalamone2 You make the connection

Ever notice the common denominator with all these nfl arrests… #Pondering #Putin #ItalaianStalian #Goalie

@annielkozak What a miserable human you are

As a former Cape Cod resident and current coastal MA town resident I do need to say this. I'm gonna shove you and your family out of the way to get in line at the coffee shop first. I am. I've gotta get to work, and your family's 6 "sweet treats" are gonna make me late.

@spunk4pres Nothing like a nice white dropping back in the pocket! -cheers Otis

@stevensalamone2 Thanks Mr. Beer #keepqbswhite

Is there any better feeling than the first night in the home bed. #LANK #HamasSleepsWell #NantuckerRed

@AlexBil628695 Chin up plenty of tank to go around shrink her

Saddest thing in the world is the one gutter slut not texting you on your birthday! #Rope #CeilingFan #ComingSoon #عیدقرباں_عہدمزاحمت

@AlexBil628695 Exciting group up top ! Would love to see them on my front step #LANK #Shrink #JuniorAlvarado #KatieDavisThumper

Who I’d let date my daughter (NBA edition) Easily 1. Tyler Herro 2. Payton Pritchard 3. Austin Reeves 4. Alex Caruso Maybe 1. Steph Curry 2. Jermey Lin Never ever ever 1. Bronny 2. Shai 3. Antony Edward’s 4. Jaylen Brown

@MaybeClintB Was this ever a question ?

Pickleball > disc golf Disc golf phase was fun tho

@spunk4pres Otis gets it #LANK

@stevensalamone2 Don’t forget Yes: Drake Maye No: Kyler Murray Shedeur Sanders CJ Stroud

@mcreavyc Sure she just got her tank cleaned by him and trashed him now. Classic female behavior

@stevensalamone2 Mark Sanchez 😂. Even before the stabbing incident. Anyone that knows him, knows he’s a reckless drunk. A friend of mine used to work for his agent. She has some insane stories.

@angryravn Class act. Never run into any trouble with the law. #Expand

@stevensalamone2 Marc Sanchez in yes?

@jasonms316 Drake a definite yes.

@stevensalamone2 No Drake Maye?

Can’t wait! #Nails #GunShow

@LS5316285420316 Wish I could’ve joined ya dick ! Cheers- pants beer

Fucking hell of a crowd in the Sauna this morning! #femboy #cheers #freehamas

Just got posted 5th of 8 slides is that buried? #PotentiallyConcerned #LANK #HamasGettingTrashed #Brutal

Me and the boy headed to get cornered by the ex-wives tonight. Tensions through the roof. #FuckDemHoes #FlushedAway #NoBelt? #TheyveBeenShrunk #HopeHamasGetsEm

Hit up the local home bar last night with some of the fellas for the first night back. Tender was a total missile. Babbled like a Retard trying to get a word out. #FAFO #FreeHamasAlways #HamasRunsOnGuiness #Black