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I could be anywhere! Katılım Haziran 2009
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Bort Ætheling 🍉@spweezle·
I gotta get the fuck out of here. Where can I follow everyone on other platforms?
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ohhMG 🌙🍉🇵🇸
ohhMG 🌙🍉🇵🇸@gebhardtm·
I love being a Clevelander but fucking haaaaaate being an Ohioan
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Bort Ætheling 🍉@spweezle·
For the life of me I will never understand all the people who thought Harris would win in a landslide after 2016.
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
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alex lei@alexL_E_I·
found an incredible YouTube channel--guy from Ohio uploads full noirs and does late-night TV style intros while dressed as a gumshoe
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Bort Ætheling 🍉@spweezle·
@anylaurie16 My Mom and her sisters found out when my grandmother died that my grandparents' wedding date wasn't 9 months before their brother was born. It was a few days after he was born.
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Bort Ætheling 🍉@spweezle·
@KellyScaletta Probably horse, although I've also had elk, alligator, rattlesnake, turtle, wild boar, and kangaroo. Also escargot, frogs legs, and eel, but I don't consider those strange.
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan·
from now on, i’m making all my medical decisions based on whatever’s the opposite of what RFK jr suggests. we should make the water 100% fluoride. pour me a tall glass of that F2O baby
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Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸@jacksonhinklle·
This is the TRUTH about the 2024 elections...
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@_celia_bedelia_ My parents are both 79, both super conservative when they were younger. Neither one waited until marriage and didn't expect my sister and I to either.
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celia@_celia_bedelia_·
Ma’am. Ma’am. You came of age during the summer of love shut the hell up.
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📕@official__ciara·
maybe i’m missing something but where does it imply that this is jesus ?
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Bort Ætheling 🍉@spweezle·
@TomyWarlock @annie_be_otics @BlackLanterrn Unfortunately since the only way to know for sure is to examine the brain tissue, any animal with unknown rabies status that bites someone is automatically killed and the person who was bitten starts rabies vaccination.
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Swolecialist@BlackLanterrn·
Doing research into the death of #Peanut the Squirrel
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@EricIdle For some reason my brain went to Australian instead of Cockney but it still worked
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Eric Idle@EricIdle·
My second favourite joke. Must be said in cockney. Whats the difference between a bison and a water buffalo? You can’t wash your hands in a water buffalo.
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