quantago

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quantago

@spxudi

blissfully unemployed. prev. derivs quant at a hedge fund you’ve never heard of. it’s not a loss if you haven’t been liquidated.

paris, france Katılım Temmuz 2022

506 Takip Edilen575 Takipçiler

quantago@spxudi·1d

braised short ribs sound great until it's 10pm and they still need 2 more hours in the oven

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who’s never done this

New York Post@nypost

Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana pretended his dad was dead to get bereavement leave - but he's alive and spoke to The Post this weekend trib.al/mUjuzOo

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quantago@spxudi·4d

@0xFaust12 @FangYi11101 google above HRT lol

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0xFaust@0xFaust12·4d

@FangYi11101 DE Shaw compically low, what casual put this together

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forward deployed ccp gf@FangYi11101·4d

Just found out the strivers created a site to rank companies using Elo ratings

forward deployed ccp gf@FangYi11101

keep seeing these linkedin-slop tier lists getting shared by undergrads. can’t comment on the tech stuff, but for quant the tiers are basically all wrong.

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quantago@spxudi·5d

@alphaanomics if you’re novice to intermediary, 5

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Alphanomics( pricing canon events )@alphaanomics·5d

@spxudi What’s the most optimum no of pints one should drink in a single go

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quantago@spxudi·5d

just hit pint number 10 ama

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@ecxhp stopped at 12

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ecx@ecxhp·5d

@spxudi Will you have another?

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quantago@spxudi·5d

@friendscallmeap a bit melancholic but it’s not because of the pints

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AP@friendscallmeap·5d

@spxudi Feeling good?

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quantago@spxudi·28 Nis

@HiddeMulder2 @longironcondor honestly everyone scared me off so much that it might be an option

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Hemu@HiddeMulder2·28 Nis

@spxudi @longironcondor You can place a tent in my garden

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quantago@spxudi·28 Nis

i thought paris housing market was bad and then i found out about amsterdam

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@longironcondor damn this is not gonna be a fun summer

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Iron Condor@longironcondor·28 Nis

@spxudi The only reason I could get a house is because my gf is a nurse, therefore gets priority. Out of 120 new build apartments there were over 3000 applicants

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quantago@spxudi·28 Nis

@W98AB i play with a handicap in paris

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Bill@W98AB·28 Nis

@spxudi Paris housing market aint even that bad

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@Biggiethelad1 dm

greedy capitalist🌐 🔰🏗️@Biggiethelad1·28 Nis

@spxudi Yeah, the rental market here do be fucked🫠

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quantago@spxudi·28 Nis

@Biggiethelad1 you live in ams?

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greedy capitalist🌐 🔰🏗️@Biggiethelad1·28 Nis

@spxudi 🥲🔫

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quantago@spxudi·28 Nis

@malikules wait until you see next thursday

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Malika 🧬@malikules·28 Nis

it's going to be 21°C today. im quitting my job to focus on the weather

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quantago@spxudi·22 Nis

paris is unmatched

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quantago@spxudi·20 Nis

meanwhile in france

Raphael Grably@GrablyR

Et si des parieurs de Polymarket avaient manipulé... des capteurs météo? Auprès de BFMTV, Météo France confirme avoir déposé une plainte suite à des traces d'accès illégitime à leur capteur de température de l'aéroport Charles de Gaulle. Le 6 avril dernier, il indiquait subitement une température maximale (très inattendue) de 21 degrés aux alentours de 19h. Faisant gagner 14.000 dollars à un internaute qui venait de créer son compte.

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quantago@spxudi·20 Nis

the one thing that never made sense to me in the western world is how much people love dogs, i fucking hate dogs

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quantago@spxudi·13 Nis

i wonder when my old job are gonna remove my email and slack access lol

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@0xFaust12 @FangYi11101 @alphaanomics @ecxhp @friendscallmeap @HiddeMulder2 @longironcondor @W98AB