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@Cele_briX @TiffanyFong Because the Washington post is better than the medical report that said “no injuries”?

@squeenny @TiffanyFong

@ShollywoodS @PaulleyTicks If you people ever say an honest thing about Trump your party will eat you alive.

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.

@DesireeAmerica4 He paid for each thing done to the burger, why are you acting like there should be a limit on extras?

This guy is bragging about leaving a single dollar bill as a tip on a $60 bill at a restaurant in Baton Rouge. Why? Because the kitchen slapped him with a $5.75 "complicated order fee." ​Let’s look at what this man actually customized: a double Wagyu burger with a pretzel bun swap, added bacon, added pepper jack, added grilled onions, added jalapeños, and "no garden." He literally rewritten the entire menu and expected the kitchen staff to perform culinary gymnastics for free. ​Yes, we all know eating out is getting insanely expensive, and these hidden surcharge fees are annoying. But at the end of the day, if you can afford to order an extremely expensive $18 for a Wagyu burger and $14 for a Jack and Coke, you can afford to tip the human being who served it to you. If you're going to be this cheap, do us all a favor: stay inside your house and make a sandwich. Absolute clown energy.

@adrenaIinIendnz It’s to get a visualization of the expected trajectory.

Gerçekten inanılmazlar! 😮 Suya atlamadan önce neden suya taş atıyorlar? Fizik bunu nasıl açıklıyor?

@Cele_briX @TiffanyFong The knee wasn’t on his neck let alone his throat. Why’d the narrative change anyway?

@TiffanyFong I bet y'all would be extremely pissed off too, if a bunch of police men came and put their knees on Trump's throat, and keeping them there over the span of 9 minutes, ultimately killing him. I bet y'all would be really pissed off about that one, too.

@MZora0419 He was looking for a spot to warm his fuzzy little balls.

"Hoy, nuestro vecindario estaba cerrado. Había equipos SWAT por todas partes, francotiradores tirados en la nieve y todo el lugar estaba completamente en silencio. Entonces, de la nada, nuestro gato Héctor entra casualmente. Curioso por absolutamente todo, Héctor salta directamente sobre la espalda de un francotirador, tratando de descubrir qué está pasando. Honestamente no puedo decir si es increíblemente valiente... o si simplemente no le importan nada"

@reptillor @Argus_agrus @AidanSimardone Some people just want to complain, even if everything were perfect they would nitpick.

@Argus_agrus @squeenny @AidanSimardone Yes but it also has nothing to do with musk, it's 100% the democrats party and Gavin represents them in that state now.

@Rythmnghost @RetroNewsNow Shifting Gears confirmed the renewal on April 30, 2026. Last man really took a hit when Eve left.

@squeenny @RetroNewsNow Well i think Bringing in Jill, Al, Heidi is pretty amazing cause it has been 30 years, new audiences don't really look at that. And, Kyle from Last mand standing should get a bigger role in the future in it. Of Course, if the network renews the serie.

During the ‘Home Improvement’ finale curtain call, the full face of Earl Hindman, who played Tim's neighbor, Wilson, was finally revealed

@SalobreMon47 @HernnRojasHerr1 Yup.

@HernnRojasHerr1 Ah osea que si era yo que soy muy pobre xddd

I never knew how the hell you people did that. Our tv couldnt pause the transmission of shows. Did you guys have a way to record it on your tv so you could pause the show? am i too poor to understand this?

@SalobreMon47 Our vcr had one HELL of a remote that you could freeze it but the show continued, it did a bunch of other things too like pip and black and white.

@TheSalikino @Jared_V__ Inside the CNN teleprompter.

@Jared_V__ Where do I live?

Fixed

@Rythmnghost @RetroNewsNow Shifting gears is also good but they don't reference Home Improvement or Toy Story nearly as often.

@squeenny @RetroNewsNow Yes, Nancy Travis <3 , altho the last seasons got a little bit lost with network issue's, good show! Did you see his new show Shifting Gears?

@Rythmnghost @RetroNewsNow Did you watch last man standing?

@RetroNewsNow Rest In Peace Wilson! Damn, this was such a great show/Time.

@SerfdomEnjoyer @RetroNewsNow I doubt it, I think you're remembering a different episode.

@RetroNewsNow I remember him coming out with a tiny fence on a stick to cover his face. Is this a Mandela effect?

@DaveWilsonOnAir @RetroNewsNow It was like the implied nudity in the austin powers movies.

@RetroNewsNow I never understood why never showing his face was supposed to be funny.

@MAGAVoice Aww, based on the description I thought it would go in the hole.

One in a billion video 🚨 A meteor just crashed into a Volcano as the volcano was erupting. HOLY SH*T

@WalshFreedom Since it was reported by Fanboy AND Meneame it MUST be true.

MAGA: “If you’re here legally, you have nothing to worry about.” Also MAGA: “Just comply and show your ID.” The reality: A U.S. citizen. Born in Colorado. Mother of four. Stopped in Lafayette, Louisiana. Shackled. Detained in an ICE facility anyway. She showed agents her state-issued ID and Social Security card. ICE reportedly called them “fake,” handcuffed her, chained her ankles, interrogated her, and transported her to a detention center. She was released hours later only after legal intervention. The lesson is not “show your papers.” The lesson is that papers don’t protect you when power decides not to read them. This is not “law and order.” This is state abuse. Fight Trump. Fight ICE: gofundme.com/f/PAXIS

@wyacole It's so hot someone will stand in direct sunlight without moving with an ice cream for content.

This is how hot the UK is right now 😮

@crazyclips_ That's why my zombie apocalypse community will be nudists.

He’s definitely the one lying about getting bitten in a zombie apocalypse 💀

@GaryD20Games I'd like to see a comprehensive chart for each dice creature and the requirements to move from one to the next.

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