Alex Brown
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Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
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Cole Palmer explains the 9-minute video of him sitting motionless beside a lake with a fishing rod:
🗣️ “Because people thought I was going to get up and do something. But I ended up just wasting nine minutes of their time.”
~ @TeleFootball

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Mark Cuban, a really dumb guy, who thinks he’s “hot stuff” but he’s absolutely nothing, is now out there saying that I don’t surround myself with strong women. Actually, he is very wrong, I surround myself with the strongest of women - With the understanding that ALL women are great, whether strong or not strong. This guy is such a fool, he’s constantly on Television being critical, and only for the reason that I tuned him out completely while President because he called incessantly. I told him, very pointedly, “Look Mark, I’ve got a lot of things to do, I just can’t be taking so many pointless calls from you.” In any event, that affected him greatly, because he’s a very insecure guy, and a MAJOR LOSER, always has been and always will be! Nobody likes him, nobody respects him, and he’s unattractive both inside and out! He should go back to talk about the person he was forced to support, because I didn’t want it, Lyin’ Kamala Harris. Also, he’s got no clubhead speed!
I may, in fact, be surrounded by the strongest women in the World, including Heads of Countries, who make Mark look like a “baby!” All strong women, and women in general, should be very angry about this weak man’s statement.
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Dread to think what constituted a red in 80s Bundesliga 😷
Football Fights@Footballfights
One of the harshest yellow cards I think I've ever seen 🇩🇪 x.com/SportsFunnies/…
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Waking up at 3am when you've had 4 pints the night before
Open Source Intel@Osint613
WATCH A Haitian politician sips from a massive jug of water during his speech at the UN General Assembly.
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Adebayor in front of the Arsenal fans after running the full length of the pitch
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Margot Robbie for V Magazine, 2020
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I have watched this so many times, I need a conclusion to the story.
US Open Tennis@usopen
This is cinema.
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