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have someone walk by every time he pulls out his phone during the internship
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Squirrely Dan
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Squirrely Dan
@squirrelydan1
Repost merchant, water fountain inspector, Foot Locker since ‘17, referee since ‘16
Katılım Nisan 2022
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I’ve come to the realization that my real wife will probably be somewhere around a drunk 7
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Need a girlfriend only on rainy days and when the boys aren’t free, also has to be ok with me drunk driving #lank if interested
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Digital cameras are mildly homosexual but they make you look fantastic every time without fail and the hoes love em so it’s permissible
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How was there not a USA World Cup game in Buffalo? I’ll hang up and listen.
-People’s
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USA soccer playing like the moment is too big for them. Like when you pull your wrench out at a trough and you freeze up because you feel like your horn doesn’t belong. This is a micro penis like effort from our team. Sad to witness. #WorldCup
-People’s
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@WillClappCheekz Looks great, William! 40 more years should be a breeze if you keep adding/trying a new vegetable every day!
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If you want to understand American optimism…
We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.
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Intern summer started this AM and this only means one thing: Dan is back.
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You don’t see stuff like this during other World Cups. There’s a whole generation discovering America for the first time right now without the news and the BS and they freaking LOVE it.
Česká fotbalová reprezentace@ceskarepre_cz
Česká reprezentace, která během základní skupiny pobývá v texaském městě Fort Worth, přijala pozvání městské samosprávy k návštěvě místní čtvrti Stockyards. 🇺🇸 Český tým navštívil také tradiční rodeo. Čtvrť Stockyards hrdě odkazuje na místní tradici kovbojství a Divokého západu. Právě zde se v roce 1918 uskutečnilo první halové rodeo na světě. Děkujeme za pozvání! 🐂🫶
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I've never seen a team TWICE get dominated in two game 7s in the same postseason and still win them.
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It’s not hard to figure out why republicans are winning with Gen Z men
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Jack Hughes killed Canada at their own sport and then is gonna go home to fuck the hottest girl from Canada
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