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Squirrel

@squirrelyfury

punk rocker. professional degenerate. offensive. vinyl collector. pin-up admirer. weird as fuck. cynic. tattooed from head to toe. Doubtlets.

cincinnati Katılım Aralık 2010
408 Takip Edilen177 Takipçiler
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Squirrel@squirrelyfury·
in the process of proving some motherfuckers wrong. can’t wait to actually get paid to help other addicts.
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And somehow I'm sadder than I was 15 minutes ago
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What The F*** Facts@WhatTheFFacts·
Dolphins who are being held captive have been known to commit suicide.
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
Hey kids! It's Xmas eve. Anyway, Santa's not real and soon your parents will be dead. Enjoy Arbys
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I don't think I've tweeted in a year. Fuck 2016 it consisted of rehab, jail, rehab, jail, rehab, jail.
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What The F*** Facts@WhatTheFFacts·
Despite being an internationally renowned children's author, Dr. Seuss never had children of his own because he was terrified of them.
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What The F*** Facts@WhatTheFFacts·
According to one study, people who are in a bad mood spend more time searching social media for others who are doing worse than they are.
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What The F*** Facts@WhatTheFFacts·
If you play radio static, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape the halves over your eyes and lie down, you'll start hallucinating.
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Hitler was scared of the dentist, loved to eat sweets, had feminine handwriting and was suspected of being gay. He also loved cheerleading.
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
So they kicked you out of @McDonalds? Well, who cares? Time to head down to Arbys where everyone is as fucking disgusting as you Eat Arbys
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
Statistically, no one loves you. No one has even ever heard of you. Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd
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What The F*** Facts@WhatTheFFacts·
Mice were exposed to heavy metal music during a study to see how it affects them… they killed each other instead of completing the maze.
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
Hey @SUBWAY go fuck yourself. sincerely, Arbys
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
Your mother is so fucking ashamed of you. But Arbys couldn't give less of a shit. Enjoy Arbys.
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
Now that you're done with your Saturday morning abortion why not head on down to Arbys & put more questionable meat in you? Enjoy Arbys
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Nihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
It rubs the Arbys on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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About 7,000 people are killed every year because of doctors' sloppy handwriting.
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