Lisa Ann Giab

Obligatory “Fuck Ohio State” tweet.

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

Fucking my fish head Asian wife right in her perfect microbiome pussy

Scooby Doo when he sees a gay person.

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

@4_Ben_Media @Adamdirty54 @DudespostingWs the ump literally signaled safe

@Adamdirty54 @DudespostingWs I know the 3rd strike drop rule and so does the kid & when he went to tag or throw to first the ump yelled out. That's why the kid stopped.

This might be the craziest way to win a state championship. The kid struck out, but the pitch hit the dirt and nobody threw to first because the other team thought the game was over. While they were celebrating, the runners kept going...

"2 likes isn't much" imagine 2 towers. not so funny now, is it?

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

@RonnyDoitche 20k-th follower. lfg

Troy did not win.

I’m told Maxx Crosby popped for fent on physical. #Ravens get their picks back.

if your child cant administer narcan sorry i cant babysit for you

Anytime a girl comes over I lie and say I have a “no shoes policy”

The Mets get the win against Team Israel!

@JoeGoodberry one of my favorite days of the offseason. these sheets are always great to look at and have on hand.

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Gonna be a suitcase nuke attack on US soil because Kash Patel skipped an emergency briefing to ride in Grave Digger

@CCF_Mariner @avocadoloaf_ lmaoooo what’s the erik jones subplot 😂😂

@avocadoloaf_ "Tyler Reddick makes history and opens the season with 3 wins in a row" Erik Jones subplot:

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

a lot of u have never heard your uncle say grace for ten minutes while he’s high on oxy and it shows

Ain’t nothing an ice cold Barq’s root beer and some tiddies won’t cure

@hughjundies69 what a tweet

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