Sven Houston

Never before have so many eyes been on Scottish football. Unfortunately, it was inevitable that it shows itself up for what it truly is. It’s not incompetence. It’s not human error. It’s blatant cheating.

Noen reiser tar deg jorden rundt. Andre tar deg til toppen. Og så finnes det reiser som tar deg helt ned på 330 meters dyp, der til og med fisken stopper opp for et bilde med pokalen. 🐟🏆 PS: Sorry, NFF 😅💙

These scenes as Viking win their first Norwegian league title in 34 years. Pure Scandi joy on the final match-day of the season. Imagine not loving football 🇳🇴

Nydeleg sak i The Guardian. theguardian.com/football/2025/…

@sleivdal Tusen takk! Innhold og humor fra øverste hylle. Sleivdal var en stor del av barndommen på 90-tallet.

Da er det omsider kroken på klubbhusdøra for tegneserien om Sleivdal IL, 29 år får jaggu væra nok: sveenemberland.myportfolio.com/sleivdal-il-le… Takk til alle dere som stavet dere gjennom episodene i BOINGs glansdager. Stor stas var det!

@alanftemple 👏👏

Humbled and stunned to win this. Genuinely. Speechless. For once.

Above all else, I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and working with some fantastic people over the years; both inside and outside the club. It’s been a pleasure. Next stop: 🇳🇴 HHGH

There are tales and memories that will live with me forever (You could write a book about what goes on behind the scenes of a football club but no one would ever believe you.) 2/3

After 12 yrs (8 of them full time); today my time as Head of Marketing at Hearts came to an end. From my first trial shift with the media team at a friendly in 2011 to the present day; it’s been an unforgettable experience working behind the scenes. 1/3

📈 15,500+ Jambos have bought Season Tickets for 22/23 - we are now 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 👋 Waiting list open 🎟 Limited number held back for matchday sales 🤝 We're exploring options for STs to be re-sold to fellow fans for any games a ST holder can't make 📲bit.ly/3ncq8IZ

𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴...𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮/𝟮𝟯 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 #OurHearts ❤️ ℹ️➡️ bit.ly/3rIL4dg

On repeat. 🔥 @barriemckay

@MarkPryde Congratulations mate! 👏

@Kenny_Millar @ScottishFA @ScotlandNT @ScottishCup Congratulations. Not even in the door before your first brand intervention…

Excited to be re-joining the @ScottishFA's comms team from Monday. Really enjoyed it first time around and looking forward to getting stuck into all things @ScotlandNT and @ScottishCup again.

Hearts 2-0 St Mirren 🎥 @jallanfilms

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❤️ 🤝 Waystar | Royco @NOW

Rangers 1-1 Hearts Undefeated 💪 🎥 @jallanfilms

@MarkPryde @NHSScotland Congrats mate!

@rosspilcher @fesshole “It’s Phillipe Albeeeeeeeert….”

@fesshole @srhouston 😳

My husband is a crazy Newcastle fan but can't get it up if Newcastle have recently lost a game unless I talk dirty in the style of commentating on a Newcastle game in which they are winning.