3 teslas no wife

back on twitter cause I just found out what the gc in @gcisha stands for. airhorns

I stop tweeting bc my life is good now

@stoatfan farm party

everyone just be cool

@rocketkar I’ll be aight

@srsos Fuuuuu

4 day work weeks are so excellent and increase worker efficiency so much that your position actually becomes redundant and you get laid off lol

dr dre has a complicated relationship with his kids bc he’s been abducted by aliens many times over according to a cool reddit thread I saw

@rocketkar aye

@srsos Wait srs?

as a professional drummer and also your human doctor I remind you that 32nd notes have no place on a drum set

@gregtallica @mattydoom I met him outside a show that I went to with @gregtallica. First time. I told him I was a drummer and former metal guy but had been out of the game. And he was the coolest, nicest fucking guy. Gave me his new record. Bonded over being from where we’re from. I love that man.

Adam Tanbouz is an absolute riff master/monster. 🎸

@nuggety I don’t want this to be as hard as it is

pick ONLY one

@ryanrossokay where dis

the more I coach in someone else’s gym the more I just wanna open my own gym

@gcisha I used to hate follow the guy upstairs at work because he talked shit on someone from my office ordering mcdonalds on postmates and I was just waiting for him to slip up. everyone else is cool

@justinboldaji @stoatfan

You’re trying to tell me about the Canadian Arctic archipelago? I don’t want to hear Nunavut 😂

@realdonmusic I’ve never been able to get down with ableton. but Logic feels so bloated and slow. everything SUCKS life SUCKS

just mapped out a 70 minute live set in ableton i want to curl up into a ball like a potato bug and sob i know a lot of you make such wonderful things in ableton but i want to take that program out back and KILL MURDER MURDER it "DON'T QUANTIZE MY AND'S TO 1'S!" need blessings 🙏

once a week I practice naming the 13 provinces and territories just in case I’ll ever need to know. it hasn’t come up yet. but I’ll be ready.

@milfnokids @ftmensch the biggest guy I know writes the sweetest poems

a huge realization i had by being friends with lots of “alt guys” in my life is that men’s personalities are essentially predetermined by their body types . you’re a writer because you aren’t strong

you’re a big fan of your kid? name five of his favorite toys