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@nomuslimhere @niccruzpatane Jacob & Co. is sh*t and they don’t even make their own watches. For the sake of your comparison, try to use Patek, but I don’t think the worst Patek is as bad as the new Ferrari Luce.

@niccruzpatane Comparing the Ferrari Luce to a Tesla Model 3 is like comparing a Jacob & Co. to a Casio: both tell the time, and yes, the Casio is cheaper. But the person buying the Jacob isn't losing sleep over it. These aren't competing products, they're not even in the same universe.

Ferrari Luce EV vs Tesla Model 3 Performance Model 3: Luce: • $54,990 $650,000+ • 0-60 in 2.9s 0-60 in 2.4s • 309 mi range 280 mi range • 510hp 1,050 hp • 4,046 lbs 4,982 lbs • 82 kWh 122 kWh • 250 kW charging 350 kW charging • Self-Driving No Self-Driving What happened at Ferrari.

@Wayy2Deep_ @sideshowtarz Threesomes? You should’ve let it ride out longer.

@sideshowtarz My last situation wondered why I wouldn’t take her seriously when IG looks like playboy lol. She thought cooking, cleaning, fucking me, and offering threesomes was enough. It’s not about being secure it’s about being respected and they don’t get it.

@ducksays $AAPL. $MSFT got burned by OpenAI and is serving up AI slop to their customers. My money feels safer in Apple.

$MSFT or $AAPL ... you can only keep one for the next 10 years. which do you pick and why?

@kevinxu Just applied to a job lol. Wonder if it'd be stable if I got hired.

You are not bullish enough

@NotA_Bull Not gonna happen lol

POV: $SOFI after earnings …

@SaraDiscovers Mac = just shut lid. Windows = shut down the system.

As a developer, which one is better for laptop's longevity? Shut down or Just close the lid

@WheelieInvestor Grow a pair of balls. It’s a 0.46% drop pussy.

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP IT APPEAR THE PEACE DEAL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

@InvestingAddict They’re pussies. I’m chill with seeing my account dropping by 50%. I’d sell my Rolex tomorrow to buy more shares if that was the case.

Can someone explain to me why 20 year olds with a fractional share of $VOO are scared of the market opening red tomorrow?

@cmsinvests It’s just the top 100 largest companies listed on the Nasdaq exchange. Not much strategy. I prefer iShares $GARP.

Sometimes I feel like putting my entire $30,000 portfolio into $QQQ and just let it ride for the next 40 years. I’m currently 18, would this be a good idea?

@neppy $15,000,000 easily. An LLM doesn’t make me Jesus.

Would you rather: - Have $15M today - Have ChatGPT back in 2010

@BrianChung37309 @JonErlichman A) My favorite ETF has outperformed $RIVN and will continue to do so. B) I don’t seek to invest my money in carmakers. C) You’re awfully focused on brand equity instead of the numbers.

Rivian has Amazon locked in as a customer. I don't think that's low iq. Thats just fact. Rivian is also like Tesla. When we think of EV, people would say "Oh, Tesla, Rivian". They wouldn't go like "Hyundai ioniq, or Nissian Leaf". Their reputation is too big compared to other traditional automotive companies in the EV market. It naturally attracts customers. I don't think that is a bad take. If you still think it is, at least don't insult other people for having a plausible take.

Value today of $10,000 invested 15 years ago: Nvidia: $4,481,778 Tesla: $2,413,375 Broadcom: $1,286,520 Axon: $1,046,360 Micron: $436,663 AMD: $339,498 Netflix: $292,222 Amazon: $280,898 Alphabet: $259,475 Apple: $228,047 Mastercard: $196,730 Microsoft: $168,568 Visa: $167,535

@BrianChung37309 @JonErlichman You’re low IQ. They’re some of the best selling EV’s in my state and I still wouldn’t dump a penny in their stock.

@JonErlichman The next 15 years, Rivian is going to boom. It is almost guaranteed with the new EV adoptions.

@StockMKTNewz Venture X, CFU, CFF, Apple Card, and Discover Card.

What credit cards do you have/use?

@DearS_o_n Cars. Massive debt for cars.

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

@DailyRapFacts That’s the bank’s car.

Offset bought a new 2026 Mercedes Maybach Truck just under 2 weeks after getting shot and broke allegations 👀

@PolymarketMoney Doesn’t matter much holistically. This isn’t anything significant compared to his net worth.

$NKE CEO Elliott Hill just bought 23,660 shares of Nike for about $1M. $AAPL CEO Tim Cook also bought 25,000 shares of Nike for $1.06M at an average price of $42.43.

@StockMKTNewz A million is nothing to him. This doesn’t mean much + $NKE doesn’t have a hot moat + they’re an apparel company still trading at 29 P/E even after all this red.

Apple CEO Tim Cook who is a member of Nike's $NKE board of directors also just bought stock Tim Cook spent $1.06M to buy 25,000 shares of $NKE stock at an average price of $42.43 per share

@trwsenti Think I’m gonna say I’m gonna leave instead of asking for a lot of these. At least for my kid’s sports day and shit. A lot of this continues because you start the cycle.

Things a grown man with a salary has to ask permission for: - When to eat lunch - When to pee - Whether he can attend his own kid's sports day - Taking two weeks off in August - Leaving 20 minutes early because his car's in the shop - Whether the Wednesday afternoon dentist appointment is "really necessary" - Working from home the day the plumber is coming - Using his own annual leave on days he actually wants off And we wonder why men are miserable.

@ACC_Ball_Rules 100k

What’s a reasonable pay range for a first job out of college with no experience?

@snowiecone Gavin Newsom

gun to your head name a canadian