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@aspen_lindsay I’m old enough to remember when walking in Memphis was the sort of thing people wrote poetic songs about.

Meanwhile you can’t safely walk the streets of Memphis but sure I’ll cheer for the Cubans 😑

@brianstelter Maybe they can learn to code.

In a 1:52am post on Truth Social, Trump said "Colbert is finally finished at CBS," adding, "thank goodness he's finally gone!" That's the president cheering the loss of American jobs, since roughly 200 people are out of work due to the cancellation of "The Late Show."

@alx The problem is that “illegal” and “secure” and “fraud” etc. are fluid concepts to liberals. A thing is only “illegal” if they choose it to be so and is as illegal as they want it to be.

Americans want: -No illegal aliens -Secure elections -Safe cities -No fraud -Low prices Any politician who doesn’t agree does not belong in elected office.

@AFpost The first one is closer to “TRU PIMP”

A historic Black cemetery in Palmetto, Florida was vandalized after headstones were toppled and spray-painted with “Trump” and “DeSantis.” Follow: @AFpost

@RepRoKhanna Let’s add 400,000 judges

The Supreme Court has engaged in an ugly recidivism that has marked the fastest rollback of Black political rights since Reconstruction. 18 year terms limits on Justices now. Expand the court from 9 to 13 Justices now.

@GlobeEyeNews Gonna be real, I have a platonic friendship with a really hot woman (who is also a genuinely good person) and my wife seethes every time her name comes up. The only argument she can ever offer is to just talk smack about her that isn’t true at all. Can’t win man.

Emmanuel Macron reportedly maintained a platonic relationship with Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani for several months, which allegedly led to Brigitte Macron slapping him.

@akafaceUS Girl on bench gets home Dad: why are you so late? Girl: Marcia accidentally did an uppercut to the bus and destroyed it.

A young girl practices martial arts at the bus stop, proving you don’t need much to keep moving and stay active.

@JackPosobiec I thought most of us got far away from that galaxy a long time ago. Other than the blip that was Mandalorian Season 1, Star Wars has been a train wreck for years.

@ClownWorld I saw one in Japan a couple of years ago tucked in a dark corner of a hallway in a hotel. It was soooo weird.

@ClownWorld This does gross me out and extra cuz I really, REALLY prefer to avoid eating anything sticky/non-solid with my hands. I have an incredibly low tolerance before I use silverware with a burger. Never see me attempt ribs (I never order them anyway).

@TomFitton We are under no obligation to give this or any award for “writing about random topic” any credence. The title of World’s Strongest Man is earned. This, not so much.

NEW: Pulitzer Prizes awarded for left-wing advocacy against Trump, against cutting government, for illegal immigration, and for celebrating "resistance" by the Left.

@ClownWorld Joke’s on you. They’re into it.

@WhiteHouse *UT voice* ULTRA TROLL

TWO KINGS. 👑

@ClownWorld “If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

@PressSec @mrcvideo All you have to do is make it go away. When the lib is like “of course they are a hate group see?” And the URL is not found, nothing else matters.

Networks downplay Southern Poverty Law Center funding KKK, Nazis foxnews.com/opinion/broadc…

@akafaceUS When my boss tried to call me back to work in 2021 I asked when he was planning to return (he lives FAR) and he was like “uh…” so I was like “uh…” and yeah I don’t go in, even tho it’s really close. I’m told they turned his desk into storage.

The average one-way commute in the U.S. was 26.4 minutes, meaning many workers spend nearly an hour each day just getting to and from work before their workday even starts.

@Breaking911 “When I said this food is to die for I really meant this food is to die for. If the waiter is alive tell him to bring more bread.”

Individual at the WHCD continues to eat dinner after shots are fired.

@MAGAMichelleS69 I’m not sure which I can’t wait for more: for the Left, lacking media coverage, to suddenly see the SPLC poof out of existence for no discernible reason, or for a rogue district court judge to attempt to block dismantling it and having to explain why.

SPLC: Fighting racism by making sure the racists get paid on time. 😂

@akafaceUS Computer show me homeless glamping

Car camping at cracker barrel. “You will own nothing and be happy”

@NewsM101 Africa invented chess you see. Then white people stole it and made the white pieces go first. Or something.

Wakanda shit is this? Why is this viewed as an accomplishment? Why are people congratulating him in the comments?