dimple

how do I unsubscribe to capitalism

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can

@champagnebhabi Thank god

I know who was behind it

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

@vdhptl Ms. Worldwide

hinge needs to stop matching me with guys that dont even fucking live here omfg

Went from hate watching Love Island to hate watching TSITP

if protein’s meant for me, it’ll find me, no matter what i eat. gm.

the whole point of making money is paying for dinner for ur friends and buying a little gift for your cousins and getting flowers for ur parents and giving it away to ur neighbors and every once in a while following a little dream in ur head

I can't wait for Zohran to outlaw attachment theory in NYC

rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

maybe i’m not the blunt you should be lighting

i knew i was in the right supporting huda from the JUMP ALL YOUR FAVES ARE FCKN FAKEEEEEEEEEEEE

you guys are going wayyyy too hard on her, get off your high horses please

call me insaneeeee but i can relate to Huda crashing out over a man - could never relate to jermiass, they’re both equally toxic but i will support a woman at her worst over a man at his worst any dayyyyyy over and over and OVER again

give the viewers 100k for having to sit through that @loveislandusa

ain’t nothing better than a jersey summer

You’re telling me this morons on oxy

pickles are great...until you're in one