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Finally become a Rangers Da after the wife had a 40+ hour labour which ended in theatre. What my wife did was incredible and my heart truly goes out to all women who have to pick up the ball and go through that process....us men definitely dodged a bullet on that one!

@joerogan pretty sure you warned against this 🤣

🚨 THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL MISSING LINCOLNSHIRE 🚨 Freya, 13 Police are concerned for the welfare of 13-year-old Freya, who was last seen in Lincoln just after 9:15pm on Sunday 3 May. Freya is described as white, of slim build, approximately 5ft 6in (168cm) tall, with very long dark hair. She is believed to have been wearing a grey hooded top over a black t-shirt, black shorts, white socks, white Nike trainers, and was carrying a black medium-sized handbag. Anyone who has seen Freya or has information about her whereabouts is asked to contact Lincolnshire Police, quoting reference 456 of 3 May. Please call the Force Control Room on 101 or email force.control@lincs.police.uk.

Dare I say a team that looks like they have just had a wee sunny in spain

@RockyApolloIV @80s_Kidz Sega...never mind lol

@RockyApolloIV @80s_Kidz Was it Capcom?

First game that comes to mind

Wonder what Rod Stewart and my neighbours Shih Tzu were up to 9 months before this grub was born? 🤔

@JINVISIBLEWOMAN And all just soo incredibly pointless...glad it gives you kicks though

Team USA just turned the pool into a stage. Smooth Criminal hits. Every move lands. This isn’t swimming… it’s a performance. Did that give you chills?

@noahsarkscans @grok how much is this bollocks

26 Drogue or “anchor stones” have been found around the site where Noah’s Ark rests. At some point, you have to ask yourself, what are the odds?

@celtic_thoughts @GM1872_ Says Spreadsheet Bhoy...🤣🤣🤣

@GM1872_ If that’s “wild” to you then you live a very sheltered life x

Tavernier has taken 77 more penalties than Forrest during their shared time in the top flight. Exclude penalties and see what you get. More or less equal in G/A, whilst Tavernier has played DOUBLE the minutes. Oh, check the trophy count btw. Truly embarrassing for Forrest.

Really confused as to what would have been considered a successful attempt here...

@HMFCFAN07 Quite possibly dumbest thing I've ever seen

Here's a fun one for yous Scottish Premiership Table if only goals scored by Scottish players counted

@DaveKingsWine Alan McGregor reportedly burst into he dressing room and told them he wouldn't shag a single one of them

Who did the half time team talk and what was said? Answer below please…sarcastic comments only 😂😂😂

That games aged me ten years....

MISSING: Have you seen Glasgow teenager Haroon Ali? The 18-year-old was last seen by family on Blochairn Place around 3.15pm yesterday afternoon. Harood has autism and is always usually accompanied by family if he goes out. His family believe he will be very distressed. He is described as Asian, 6ft tall, with brown skin, black hair, a black beard and acne. He was wearing a grey Nike tracksuit with white patches on the knees. Glaswegians, especially in the north of the city in Blochairn and Roystonhill, are being asked to look out for him, checking gardens or sheds in case he has taken shelter.

Breaking: Sheer panic as John Healey, fresh from parading in his thong in the South of France, tells Putin and Russia, any more fucking about with our underground cables, and he WILL deploy the Salvation Army, Cubs Scouts and Girl Guides on canoes

@Amockx2022 Is there a reason you had to add "I don't care..." In quotations when he never said that? We're you like...trying to make him look hard?

@ABridgen A village is missing their idiot somewhere...give them a call bro...they might be worried

It’s a remarkable coincidence that the Earth was exactly the same orientation to the moon with exactly the same cloud coverage when these two pictures were taken 68 years apart. Am I now a coincidence theorist ?

#MISSING: Millie. Police are concerned for her safety & urgently want to hear from anyone who has seen her. Millie was last seen in the Sneinton area of #Nottingham at around 11:55am on Monday 06/04/26. If you've seen Millie or know where she is, please call #Notts Police on 101.

A 92-year old woman has been reported missing from Aberdeen. Elizabeth Deakin, who has dementia, was last seen in the King Street area at around 12.30pm today. Anyone with relevant information is urged to call police on 101 quoting reference 1907 of 6 April.