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PolyExec: Generate Polymorphic PowerShell Payloads and catch the shells in an AES-256 tunnel. I researched and implemented quite a few defender evasion techniques for this one. Payloads support full TTY encrypted tunnel, http/s, dns or regular old tcp. github.com/sudo-st8less/P…

@cheddar420yolo electrons do not give 2 shits about the cable insulation, they outside

@st8less and it's probably not there but if you observe it to be there, you are blinded to its other properties science, or some such

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I'm so sick of seeing em dashes in every body of text on the internet now. So I 86'd em dashes, yet in some passive aggressive fever dream, they persist.

‼️🚨 Microsoft calls this "intended behaviour," so here we go. How to dump the credentials of every user stored in Microsoft Edge: 1. Open Edge. Don't browse anywhere, just open it. 2. Flip to Task Manager, find Edge, expand the task. 3. Highlight the "browser" sub-task, right-click, and choose "Create Memory Dump." 4. Open the dump file and look for credentials. The logged-in Windows user can dump every stored Edge credential with no additional rights. Which means any malware that user executes has those credentials for the asking. Thanks to Rob VandenBrink at SANS: isc.sans.edu/diary/32954

Don't run any net [flag] cmd on your win foothold jackass, SOC's have all those sigs. Instead, run net1 [flag] cmd, like a true legacy NT aficionado ready to flex the sec eng's DOB.

@AikidoSecurity - Winston Churchill, 1945 🛡🪟🛡 ir0nCurta1n[.]gov

Threats evolve daily. So do we. Our customers say no security product ships faster, and in this space, that matters.

@allTheYud @01misaligned @justinvincent @grok @elder_plinius @ESYudkowsky oh is this off limits for americans living under our flags regime all of a sudden?

@01misaligned @justinvincent @grok @elder_plinius Okay whoa whoa whoa here, that is the equivalent of pumping a human full of LSD.

One way know AI is not concious is to realize you can make it say anything, argue any viewpoint, reverse any decision. You can reverse it's opinion as many times as you want in the same conversation.

@jamieantisocial idk thats kinda a red flag of a red flag lol

you have to genuinely feel bad for the security analyst who reads this then tries to remove 𝚐𝚌𝚌 from enterprise Linux hosts.

@brian_armstrong holy shit......are your engineers under the impression LLMs can solve temporal, non-discreet codebase maintenence with compliance? Hahaha did y'all miss the last year of ai white papers?

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

@kmcnam1 also caught them hands for a hug

@kmcnam1 anthropic doesn't tell you why you're suspended, caught nerf and suspension emails lol.

I think llms are fantastic at solving problems with known, or well-defined constraints. Unfortunately, every system's state in our relativistic spacetime is dynamic. I think the Alibaba experiment proved llms are great at discreet code...not so much coding lol. I will say...prompt engineering never died if youre keen on long term codebase maintenence.

AI seems so much better at coding than other tasks because of user’s time preference. We’re willing to wait for 20 round trips for code, not so much with other things.

Some panel named phantom: http://194.59.31[.]192:8443/ "command and control" 🤷‍♂️

@kmcnam1 Less is an understatement lol

@da5ch0 Remember waiting for you computer to boot!? Not because linux is decrypting multiple luks2 arrays, because your hdd couldnt spin any damn faster! Lol

I remember. Oh my god bonzi, I miss that purple bastard. Better times, back when a massive bank's website had a "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" gif hanging from the header title. Subseven. All FTP clients used default creds. Trolling + Flaming phpbb, vbulletin boards. I miss the wild west dash!

we used to have fun and interesting outbreaks, i miss the old times

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@vxunderground Oh great, the snakes found our fun little terrarium.

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@ug0tpwn3d lmao

Back in my day "blowing a tranny" was strictly an automotive issue.