Aiden ☆

Pattern recognition test

just saw theeeeee most teenager brained take on here and i was like ohhh honey dont worry itll all make sense when youre older then i went to their profile and they were THIRTY. FIVE.

albanias staging director every year: i’m thinking red and black

you’re telling me they didn’t finish split fiction but they finished the horse yaoi game

If you think dan and phil fuck eachothers just because they shipbait in their videos to sell their merch you are naive

Angine de Poitrine are just matcha labubu dubai chocolate but for pretentious intellectuals

Gay people can never just say a pastry tastes good it's always gotta be Mary Berry kicked her pussy up the wall

@danisnotonfire hey buddy you in London?

phil lester saying what the fuck 27 times in a church

dan complaining about how he “can’t have” a certain food because phil doesn’t eat it

Love when gay people love something bc never in my days did I think I was going to see a drawing of Ryan Gosling wearing a Danger Days shirt

she was kicking her pussy up the wall here

"recent experiences from a straight male-"

Phil actually ate with his wine regifting excuse 😭😭 I genuinely would've just left immediately and gone straight home

Dan and Phil eating alone at Summer in the City. HAHA LOSERS.

Why even bother using this image if you're gonna change all but three words 😭

@d0gdays_are0ver Yessss slayyyy

I be putting hand sanitiser on my feet

My mother has been away for the weekend on a hen do and apparently at one point they were talking about celebrity crushes and my mother genuinely hit them with the 'Have you heard of Sister Daniel'

post hard launch date night this, post hard launch obscure card game this NO post hard launch peggle.