Stacy Allen

@chrissyteigen The best way to eat @milosburgershop fries is straight from the bag on the way home

@chrissyteigen Hot Fries + Double O sauce gotta try

@iamkory Same, bro. 5 days of 101 fever and 3 negative covid tests, negative flu, negative strep.

Tiny Thread: For 7-Day New Case Avg. in Jefferson Co., the favorite new metric of #VestaviaSchools, here are a couple of numbers of interest: -April 12, after the end of the statewide mask order, Jefferson Co. was at 70 for the 7-day new case avg & @vhcschools kept masking 1/3

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The U.S. is projected to see nearly 100,000 more COVID-19 deaths between now and Dec. 1. But health experts say that toll could be cut in half if nearly everyone wore a mask in public spaces. apne.ws/RDeVbys

#Vestavia Hills City Schools is now the ONLY public school district in Jefferson County, Alabama not requiring students to wear masks indoors. — @vhcschools @VestaviaHillsAL @WVTM13 @abc3340 @WBRCnews @aldotcom @ALReporter #hcw #COVID #MaskUp

Hey @DoorDash last week I used your app 2 send a meal 2 someone with COVID. Your driver ran into her garage, dropped the meal on her doorstep, left a $10 bill and drove off. I’ve called you multiple times and haven’t heard back. But hey, thanks for the coupons you keep sending.

His cursive. The fact that you can tell he ate runny eggs. And wants us all to have paid maternity leave. We don’t deserve this man.

IT’S LIPSTICK’S BEST DAY.

I don’t know what’s better this video or the entire thread after it. CRYING. 😹

Anyone else never really learn how to dance as a kid and then developed social anxiety as a young adult so you didn’t learn then so now as a 30 year old you have just accepted that you will never learn and you watch TikTok like a nostalgic lover looks out their window?

Someone is alive this week because you wore a mask last month. Someone is healthy today because you washed your hands and kept your distance. Thank you for your kindness. We’re almost there. Let’s keep it going.

My mother was born in 1954

I know more about Tiger Woods’ accident than where to find a vaccine for my parents.

@HISTORY How's it feel knowing all your ratings come from nursing homes that lost the remote? #NationalRoastDay

@MichelobULTRA Our boss told us if we wanted to drink bubbly water, Lacroix has less carbs. #NationalRoastDay

Please stop ruining cookies. #NationalRoastDay

In my son’s art class, they just wrapped their midterm art project. A 6th grader made a papier-mâché of the local mega-church pastor. This says so much about our current mega-church culture and the #celebritypastor complex.

I strongly oppose lowering income eligibility for direct payments from $75,000 to $50,000 for individuals and $150,000 to $100,000 for couples. In these difficult times, ALL working class people deserve the full $1,400. Last I heard, someone making $55,000 a year is not "rich."