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@cafills @DeadlineDayLive @konyaspor_en shagged the kit man’s daughter in the training room after training

Assna have shat the bed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@UTD_Louie Was a pen but it was so so soft

Am I being biased or was that genuinely not a penalty?

Am I out of order to say Bruno Fernandes is the best player in world? Like seriously right now who is better than him

@IlyasNoreaga @SCreator12 I don’t fucking think so

Might be top 3 Wednesdays of all time you know

Fucking get in unc

Because he’s a fuckin rat pal. Hope this helps 👍🏼

Ever since Carrick took over at United, life has been grand. The weather is great, everytime I approach the lights they immediately turn green, I charge my phone and in just half an hour its at 100. Both my appetite and quality of sleep have improved & I'm generally happier.

🚨🚨🎙️| Manchester Mayor, Andy Burnham, following Sir Jim Ratcliffe's immigration comments: “If any criticism is needed, it should be directed towards those who have offered little to our life here and have instead spent years siphoning wealth OUT of one of our proudest institutions.”

@TheUnitedStrand fancy fucking off now pal

@ManUtd Never ever let him step foot on a pitch ever again.

Another switch for United 🔄

Hahhahahahahahahahaha

Men used to go to war now we’re belting out Olivia Dean at 9 in the morning

SESKOOOOOO

So Foden gets a shot off and his pen is overturned. Diff rules for us 🤷‍♂️

3-2-5 IP, a double pivot consisting an academy graduate midfielder, an asymmetrical back 3 formed by one full back tucking in build up, 4-4-2 without the ball & a nice derby win. 20 yrs in the making & gaffer of the winners started in the middle in the 2006 game. Lovely cycles.

Oh ffs

MATEEEEEEEEEEE

@garna tell your rat of a brother to get some purple shampoo and to tone his head next time.

Does subject 49 only exist in the league cup

Try watching Diogo Dalot and Manuel Ugarte kick a ball about for an hour n a half and youll understand real trauma pal.