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@GriffoBJ I know I know. Ultimately you know what’s best deep down. Just want you to consider all factors. You’ll be brilliant in whatever you put your effort into. Hope things smooth out with you and your mum.

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@GriffoBJ One last thing (sorry) please use healthy suspicion with all of the device you’re getting about not worrying about it, you’ve got your whole 20’s etc. I think some people are just trying to reconcile there own life choices. You have so much potential. Don’t self sabotage.

@GriffoBJ Give your mum some grace as well. She just wants you to hold on for a bit longer. 4 more years from her persp is nothing. But many young people ur age go through this experience. It’s just that some of them spiral out with no return. Think long term but be kind to yourself also.

@77afters I’m Australian so my government stops me from seeing porn unless I give Elon my ID and biometrics.

Can you ethically goon on this site knowing that the government is shoving porn at us?

@cuckedgirl Nobody is coming to save you… except yourself. Maybe it’s a double entendre. Accept yourself. You don’t need saving, petal. ❤️

@Jamyfeelingnow Cow shit

how do you find shrooms

@_Jaguar_J @TwinkTheory Dicks that are bigger from being pumped up look like catastrophically abused morbidly obese seals. It’s instantly clockable and disgusting.

@TwinkTheory It’s called a dick pump

It’s crazy with all the advancements they haven’t come up with a big dick treatment like Ozempic for the dick but it makes it big

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

@zanyfen I feel like this still applies. It’s the weakness of a penetrator to see penetration as existentially degrading. It indicates a deep insecurity and lack of confidence to see no potential in reciprocity of spiritual fulfilment or sense of personal liberation for the penetrated.

It’s not about the sex in the abstract, in the sense that it can be a terrible time the same way you could have a foul tasting meal. It’s about being penetrated, what it means for you existentially, and what it means to enjoy it

@HYeeup @JTH_X Everyone in your replies bring a furry or anime profile pic kinda funny. Is the cure for burnout being a niche pervert?

@JTH_X This sounds like an exclusively white problem to be told you're special in any capacity. POC are not told growing up that they're special in anyway. You deserve to be put in your place. "Burned out dissapointment" like no one expects anything out of you? Fragile ego much

everytime this topic comes up a thousand smartasses like to go "erm you weren't actually gifted" yeah dude that's the whole fucking point being told "you're super special and smart" when you're actually just like everyone else fucks you over in the long run

@Orihime_chan0 Except you’re not a blue little guy you’re an adult and you make people feel uneasy

Never seen an animation perfectly summarize the sheer comfort of hiding in the corner 😭

@TojisRealWifefr @Orihime_chan0 Shyness often masks rudeness. It’s choosing comfort over social cohesion.

@Orihime_chan0 This reminds me of my friend who never interacts unless you interact with her, people think she's rude but she's actually so sweet just shy 😭

@cuckedgirl @goldfiregodking Bet it felt good in the moment tho 😌

@amplifiedH @HumansNoContext You’ve crossed a line. DO NOT put words in my mouth. Ariana gets a pass because she made the thank u next album.

@stainedguy @HumansNoContext I'm also no going after someone for being "unnaturally bronze" and calling Ariana Grande a turn off rɪˈtɑːrd.

Best glow up I’ve seen so far

@keleliensprstar Yo especially the red hair one

They made me so sure I was straight back in the day cause I never understood why girls were so horny for them

@BoibDrowsy Anything can make people horny 😮‍💨

I lowkey never got the foot smell fetish. My feet never smell and, the times I have caught a whiff of someone’s feet in passing, it’s always smelled like parmesan cheese…. Does that scent make people horny? 😭

@hippyoutlawtx @SusieM414141 What are you even talking about? Australians do dumb shit like this all the time cunt

@stainedguy @SusieM414141 Coming from some bitch in Australia, pussy

What happens when you mix tagging your bulls and drinking far too many beers?! You end up tagging friends.