Slippery Jim 𓅃

I need everyone to SHAME Twitch for their April Fools Joke

@bluelad89420 Did they kill another drifter with a hammer?

When I clock out of work on Friday

PRAY FOR CHARLIE KIRK! Charlie was just shot in the neck, condition unknown.

Confident that he is no threat to society, doctors at Prince William Psychiatric Hospital in Virginia have released William Modjeski, six months after he scaled the White House fence to shoot the President. Mister Modjeski's future plans include scaling the White House fence, and shooting the President.

@KittyBombBee Me too please

Yo can you guys blow up my job?? Lololol jkjk

ITS THE YET-AY!!!!!

@knowbodiez As one should

i give the dog little bits of tortilla from the burrito

@garfsvu1 Hope he comes home in a bag!

if he sees any odd shapes or packages on the side of the road he should put his dick and balls above it

*at coffee shop* *sees 10/10 blonde 20 something yo woman* *i approach her confidently* me: what’s your favorite color? hot blonde: sorry? me: you hard of hearing or what lol hot blonde: haha no sorry i just didn’t hear you me: forget it, im out of here *i leave* dodged a bullet is an understatement

@Chinchillazllla Iraq at least had some guys holding bags of uranium

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

Lettuceminning and Kalegooning

@WeirdB0ngs Hell yeah brother

7:33 blaze it

@knowbodiez Hell Yeah dude. Them titties are on point then

@stainlessdigriz nah that shits on there tight as fuck. my tits are the real deal, make the milk and everything.

gonna go get my nipples pierced

Dat pancake/waffles tweet never gonn die. Especially since ppl still do it to me and im da one dat tweeted it. Nobody learned shit