The Jovial Counsellor Pleydell

@RacingPost One Man

Who is your favourite ever grey horse? 🥰

@UTDTrey Yeh, they are really struggling without him 😉.

Man City are so dumb for letting Palmer join Chelsea. World class baller

@HeidiBachram Shame they missed.

Hezbollah just tried to assassinate the democratically elected leader of a sovereign State. Of a British ally. There should be global condemnation. This is escalation.

@WendtheWalker I don’t like the sound of you.

I don’t like Keir Starmer! I don’t like Sadiq Khan! I don’t like Rachel Reeves! I don’t like David Lammy! I don’t like Angela Rayner! For many reasons but the main one, they all hate our country & us, are prepared to sell it out or give it away & are allowing it to be invaded!🇬🇧

@RobertJenrick @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Two cheeks of the same shitty arse.

I’m honoured to have the support of @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Together we can change our party and return it to the service of members.

@fredadax @LizKershawDJ All what happen? I think perhaps he’s seen Israel’s persistent atrocities up close for long enough now.

@LizKershawDJ Always held him in high esteem, when did all this happen ?

Tonight’s uncorroborated speculation from the #BBC’s Bloke-on-a-Balcony-Blaming-Israel #JeremyBowen

@LizKershawDJ Think, in fairness, Liz, even on a balcony, he’s a bit better qualified to comment than you, on your sofa, will ever be.

@KimDotcom Completely out of fucking control. Savages.

Israel opened fire on UN Peacekeepers from 50 nations at 3 bases in Lebanon. It’s their mandate to keep hostilities from escalating in Lebanon. Israel just declared war against the whole world. This is what happens when decades of injustice go unpunished because of US veto power.

@Haggis_UK Excruciating.

Chris Philp really needs to employ a new gagwriter. 🤦

@Fx1Jonny @TzipiHotovely She’s vile. Why the continuous air time?

This pathetic excuse of a person is just a serpent that tells lies every waking minute of her entire existence!! F YOU AND F iSRAEL!! @TzipiHotovely

@LindseyAGerman @BBCr4today @STWuk For context, you just need to read up on Barnett’s family background.

If you want a masterclass in ignorant, prejudiced and aggressive interviewing try Emma Barnett on @BBCr4today insulting and constantly interrupting the Lebanese ambassador. Disgraceful. #lebanon @STWuk

@RobertJenrick I stand with Belgium 🇧🇪.

Tonight we have seen a terrible and unprovoked attack against Israel by Iran, the world’s chief sponsor of terrorism. There can be no more appeasement. We must stand shoulder to shoulder with Israel, our ally, just as we have with Ukraine. All the support necessary to win this war must be given to Israel so they can defeat the evil Iranian regime.

@KEdge23 Probs because it’s none of those things you list.

Why is Carol Vorderman so silent about all this Labour sleaze, corruption and cronyism? I thought she hated stuff like that? Strange.

@JaneyGodley Thinking of you Janey. Inspirational, funny and honest.

I’m now at end of life care - palliative care-and will be going into a hospice for the foreseeable - thanks to everyone who sends me love and support- you’ve been amazing

@UTDTrey Aged well.

To do list today: -Laugh at Chelsea. -Laugh at Spurs. -Laugh at Liverpool. -Celebrate Man United’s win. -Celebrate Osimhen’s goals. -Celebrate Garnacho’s goals. We will be there no matter what.

@bbclaurak Oh do fuck off Laura.

One for the diary.... 👇

@markgoldbridge Rashford needs a Saudi contract bless him.

Absolutely going to get behind the team and manager and we can discuss the selections after. Rashford needs to repay the absolutely relentless faith this manager has in him.

@tmzette How do City keep get these signings so right and scum so wrong?

@LogicalLorena @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Which of the lovely tories did you love most Lorena? (Half-wit).

I have never hated a politician as much as I hate @Keir_Starmer My God all of you that voted for @UKLabour hang your head in shame. You voted for an abomination.

@danwootton Calm it cunt.

He is clearly the UK's worst Prime Minister of the modern era. A terrifying authoritarian who, in just a month, has smashed free speech and locked up political opponents, while gaslighting anyone in the country who has genuine concerns. Your support just solidifies my view.