Dan Ahdoot

Me quarantined with my parents watching sex scenes. Take me now, COVID. #QuaratineLife

Goodbye to the symbol of colonial Islamism, freezing us in the dark ages for 47 years. Hello to the 2,500 year old Lion & Sun—the symbol of ancient Iranian mythology and Persian identity—returning us to the light.

Join us in the Chicago area from October 25-26, 2025 for A Salute to #CobraKai, the most epic celebration of the hit series! Our guest list includes Ralph Macchio, William Zabka, Xolo Maridueña, Vanessa Rubio, Jacob Bertrand, Peyton List, Gianni DeCenzo, Alicia Hannah-Kim, Joe Seo, Dan Ahdoot, Bret Ernst, Caitlin Hutson, Josh Lamboy, Nikita Teterev and Léa Cochet! There are Q&A panels, photo ops, autographs, meet and greets, a Saturday night event and more! Grab your tickets here: bit.ly/CobraChi

Sorry, Dad. You’ve got competition. #comedy #food #foodie #podcast #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #familymilkshakes #mothersday

The Sun Maid can GET IT! #comedy #food #foodie #podcast #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #raisins @sunmaid @mondaypunday

Gen Z Review: Fiorella #genz #restaurant #restaurantreview #food #foodie #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny

Where my bovine bitches at?! #comedy #food #foodie #podcast #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #bovinebeauty

@moshekasher found a loophole and talked about his fancy kid for more than 30 sec… New episode of GE&D out now, wherever you get your podcasts! #comedy #food #foodie #podcast #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #rich

Gen Z Review: Jefferson Market #genz #foodie #restaurant #restaurantreview #comedy #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny

We’re diving back into fridge pics on GE&D this week with Comedian & Brown Actor Community Ambassador, @alicomedy (star of the hit Hulu series ‘Deli Boys’). We discuss egg hierarchy, the struggles of cooking for one, and why it’s tough working late nights as a standup comic! #comedy #foodie #podcast #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #deliboys

Am I not right about this!? @hasanminhaj @amircomedy @air_stotle @fahimanwar New episode of ‘Green Eggs & Dan’ with @alicomedy out tomorrow! #comedy #foodie #podcast #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny

More like Elica Le Boner! Amirite? #comedy #standup #crowdwork #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #boneralert @TheLaughFactory @elicalebon

New season. Same hunger. ‘Green Eggs & Dan’ is back — get ready to eat with your ears. Literally. Yes. You will shove food into your ears after listening. It’s THAT GOOD!!!

Don’t cancel your Hinge app quite yet… #comedy #standup #crowdwork #funny #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #marriage @ComixRoadhouse

Happy Passover, Jews. Sephardics, let the rice orgies…. BEGIN! #comedy #standup #crowdwork #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #passover #jewish

@tarkyr10 @CreationEnt We’ll have photos!

@CreationEnt @standupdan It says on the website we need to bring our own items for Dan to sign ? Does this mean there won’t be any desk photos 10 x 8 to select from ?

We've added a new guest to The Salute to #CobraKai Convention, which is happening May 31-June 1 in Whippany, NJ! Dan Ahdoot ("Anoush") will be there on Saturday! Dan will join already-announced castmates William Zabka, Tanner Buchanan, Xolo Maridueña, Jacob Bertrand, Gianni DeCenzo, and Mary Mouser! It's going to be a great time you don't want to miss, so get your tickets today! Tickets: bit.ly/CobraNJ

Ugh. Orthodontists. Amirite? #comedy #standup #crowdwork #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai #funny #dental #braces

Gen Z Review: Xi’an Famous Foods #genz #foodreview #restaurant #foodie #foodporn #comedy #danahdoot #falafelphil #cobrakai #bff

OGBYN > Willow the Doula #comedy #standup #crowdwork #funny #danahdoot #falafelphil #kickinit #cobrakai

Thank you @ikonpass and @myafee for the trip of a lifetime! See you soon, @mammoth ⛷️ #travel #traveling #travelvlog #skiing #apresski #ikon #ikonpass #mammothmountain

Gen Z Review: Budonoki #genz #foodreview #restaurant #comedy #danahdoot #falafelphil #cobrakai #funny #foodie