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@realstappen like i don’t even psychoanalyze my driver to that extent 😭

@stappenic lost before u even began

when i’m in a parasocial self insert competition about max verstappen’s private gist and my opponents are the 4/44/63 side of f1twt

Some of the things that are alarming in 2026: - Reduction in overall driver impact on laptime -Drivers being neutered on fast speed/medium speed sections -Algorithms not drivers controlling approximately 50% of the power out -A death of creativity and ingenuity that comes from experimenting and pushing your on a qualifying lap -The death of an 'on the limit' balls out qualifying lap altogether If you're a fan of the sport, This should be alarming because it doesn't take long for any driver to end up in a dog shit car ...at that point, the ability to make the difference by your favorite driver would be gone....and that should be alarming!

acting like you all know dick about parenting

Christopher Haase elogia Max Verstappen na batalha que eles tiveram na pista: "O nosso duelo lá foi algo grandioso de novo. Hoje foi um pouco mais difícil, podemos dizer. Eu não estava totalmente confortável por causa do meu eixo traseiro. Da última vez isso estava um pouco melhor. Ainda precisamos trabalhar nisso um pouco. Mas ele [Verstappen] foi ótimo de novo e pilotou muito respeitosamente. Foi muito bonito. Eu acho que foi outro show bom." "Max se posicionou perfeitamente todas as vezes. Sempre depende de que lado você está e como funciona no fim. E infelizmente, eu nunca estava em uma posição para aproveitar esse pequeno impulso. Ele simplesmente foi muito bem."

What a tough pass from Verstappen. Out of all the overtakes and defensive moves today this one stands out to me the most. Just muscles his way by.

imagine being max verstappen and being so goated that in your second ever nls race you discover a trick so quickly that you have drivers, engineers and even drivers competing in a DIFFERENT race sitting there watching you and trying to figure out what exactly you’re doing…

genuinely fascinating how involved yall are in doing parasocial evaluation of max verstappen’s VERY personal family dynamics like anyone with a functioning life gives a single shit

"I have to say, Max always positioned himself as perfectly as possible", Christopher Haase described the battle with Max Verstappen. "It always depends on what side draft you get from the other car. I never managed [to pass]. He simply did well." 📸 speedshot | #IGTC #24hNBR

@cakestappen “kimi antonelli” and “best driver” in the same sentence dawggg wrap it uppp 😭😭😭

“max pengalamannya cm di sekitaran RBR” bro lupakah GOAT nya itu dapet 6 wdc dengan ngebawa mobil TOP PERFORMA di TIM YANG SAMA bertahun tahun😹😹 minimal kalo ngasih opini jgn kontradiktif gt lah bang

the concept of not letting verstappen drive so they don’t get nerfed

this is from gpfans, so no idea if it's true, but 😭😭

Max’s Mercedes having damage and being stuck in the pits after leading the race.. objectively you just have to laugh at 2026 as a Verstappen fan cause a DNS is the only thing left to achieve at this point 😭😭

SOMEONE EGG CLEANSE VERSTAPPEN PLEEK YA ALLAH

commentators confirm that the reason why they have to repair the car was because of a front splitter defect. they'll go out soon just unfortunate really

man we need to get rid of number 3

@quackstappen word😭 the adrenaline was skyhigh i loved itttt

@stappenic w2w bc i miss the adrenaline watching him like a maniac

mentally oscillating between wanting max to build a gap or continue with his w2w antics

that little shit’s head on approach on restarts being rehearsed here as well 😭

holy shit i’ve missed this