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ultimate would you rather: A. Be 6’5 and indian with a 1 inch dick B. Be 5’0 and whatever you are now with a 10 inch monster

they added hydration breaks to slowly introduce quarters in to football like nba

luck favours the fortunate

I’m a genius

@angloid0 sue

The Daily Mail has attempted to ruin my life. They have called me a 'White supremacist' and a 'Neo Nazi' without evidence, my face with these words on it has been put on the front page of one of the biggest media outlets in Britain, getting seen by millions. They gave me no right to reply nor a heads up that this was coming out. This has completely changed the direction of my life and has already wrecked my work life and public image. If you do want to support me through this struggle here is the link - buymeacoffee.com/angloid

@PhilBrophy1 like that phil, this looks like money too

World Cup Banker #13 🇪🇸 Spain v Cape Verde 🇨🇻

@TobyTurner no way the diamond sword guy is based

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.

@FogHornBets yamals back

FIFA World Cup 🏆 Spain 🇪🇸 VS Cape Verde 🇨🇻 researched 👨🏻‍💻 bet builder: The tournament favourites in action for the first time tonight, and what a kick off time it is for us in the UK. Feels like the World Cup now, doesn’t it 🏄🏻‍♂️ Mikel Oyarzabal has committed 28 fouls in 30 La Liga starts this season, and 8 fouls in 8 international appearances this year. This leg has won 100% of the time in Oyarzabal’s last 5 matches. Ferran Torres to take two shots in this match, he’s been on fire recently, and without Yamal, someone’s got to step it up. He’s taken 69 shots in 23 starts in La Liga, and 23 in 5 international appearances this year. Similar story with Oyarzabal, he’s been super clinical on the international stage. With 79 shots and 36 SoT in 30 league starts, and 24 shots and 15 SoT in 8 international matches this year. Finally, Pedri to make a tackle, he’s a busy young man, often about the pitch so here’s hoping he gets stuck in. He’s made an average of 1.6 tackles in all competitions this season, both internationally and domestically. Good luck if you follow 🫶🏻

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

@forestmad80 don’t write them off just yet

@DaBigB01 you have to green time it

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SHOOT CUM?? Mine oozes like wtf how are y'all doing that shit

@PolitlcsUK i’m guessing palantir will be winning those contracts

🚨 NEW: The UK social media ban for under-16s will be enforced through facial recognition, digital IDs, credit cards, open banking, passports, mobile provider checks or email age estimation

@1tyan2 if it ain’t dripping it ain’t gripping

セフレに濡れすぎてイキにくいって言われたんだけど、そんなことあるの？乾いてる方が逆に気持ちいいって本当なの？仕組みが気になりすぎる笑

@PhilBrophy1 i got btts

Can't see this losing today.

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban [@thetimes]

@edward1mcdonald 25. talking about yourself in third person

Things hook thinks straight men should stay away from.

@Xlegendverse “byeeeee”

My girlfriend of 7 years just sent me this after ghosting me for months… I gave her everything, supported her through everything, and this is how she explains it? ‘I only used you to pass time’

@reddit_lies play stupid games win stupid prizes

> Offers his wife to other men for a fetish > Decides he hates it > "She won't stop when I asked her to now" Who could have predicted this outcome?

@Lord_Sugar @Piers where is the real lord sugar

As skeptic if AI I asked ChatGpt who is more famous in the UK me or @Piers Morgan. Here is what they said. If by name recognition among the UK public, it's probably very close, but I'd give a slight edge to Alan Sugar YouGov's 2026 UK ratings show Alan Sugar with 98% fame, meaning virtually everyone in Britain has heard of him. Eat your heart out Piersy, he wont see this as he has blocked me. For those unblocked pass it on with my love.

@UniverseUn77652 @PhilBrophy1 go get cash out and throw it into some ponds hope this helps 👍

@stardogparables @PhilBrophy1 Pls how did you deposit in ponds

World Cup Banker #5 🇶🇦 Qatar v Switzerland 🇨🇭

@PhilBrophy1 yours smells like cash money too

@stardogparables Love it mate