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@starlarbu

eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams). mostly on threads and bsky nowadays!

Oaktown Katılım Ağustos 2008
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teaching the boy to burgle
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@MAGAMichelleS69 @mattxiv so if the only real litmus test you hold the office of president to is "if I've seen random accounts on twitter do it then it is ok for the president to do it" will you unceasingly defend Trump's conduct as appropriate when he posts hole?
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politics aside I ultimately do agree that California drivers (myself included) should be exploded
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Issa attacked Newsom for closing part of Interstate 5 cuz Trump was doin a deranged and undercommunicated artillery firing over it and the very 1st round misfired and rained shrapnel on the road, and Issa responded with "so what! there should've been drivers to get hit by it" lol
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Rep. Darrell Issa@repdarrellissa

Today is the 250th anniversary celebration of @USMC at Camp Pendleton in California. But Gavin Newsom - who never served a day in the military - is overruling the best-trained and most-experienced leaders of our Marine Corps and shutting down the main interstate highway in the San Diego region for no other reason than a spiteful publicity stunt and to ruin the occasion. It’s a disgusting abuse of power. But not at all surprising. Governor: stick to podcasting. Let our military, service members, and the men and women who have volunteered to defend our nation do their jobs.

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paddle@ipaddlearound·
i fucking hate bathtime. so fucking stupid and frustrating
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maple 🤍@maplethetortie·
THEY TOOK MY TEEF!!!!!!!!!
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yup! tattoos are supposed to necrotize your flesh and permeate your blood with the essence of death
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I have achieved inner peace. and it's awful. I hate it so much
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putting an electric bark collar on my dog which fires shocking electricity at whoever she barks at
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*at my intervention* [my sister] I miss you. the real you. [my dad] your actions have put a major strain on the family [my cousin who does a great regis philbin impression] you're outta control!!
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Goblin Moder@mischiefanimals·
it's too late, I've already depicted you as the hysterical yorkie and me as the stoic squirrel
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the worst part of getting into your 30s is you have by now learned to recognize every iota of love that fuels little gestures like this and it constantly makes your heart weep lol
laurence 💀@uncletwirl

i was invited to my former boss' 70th bday last night, she's a literal korean princess who moved to canada after her family lost their fortune from the textile industry and opened a small restaurant here, and she still had this picture of me saved on her phone lol.

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@bigfreakingnuts thank you. your apology is accepted because it's backed by substances that hollow your bones and plague you with nightmarish visions
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as punishment for all my wrongdoings, i will be consuming a wide variety of substances of which will ultimately shorten my life span by a large number of years
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