Shawn Brenneman

@zer0trickpony I saw this and it is amazing! I assume it's all plastic somehow and not a walking chandelier danger sitch.

@timtrp @wkerslake Oh, it is broughten.

Throwing down my first Exapunks gauntlet @wkerslake @startled

@robey Tennesseans pronounce "troll" as if it rhymes with "lol".

Californians pronounce “kludge” as if it rhymes with “huge”

Closing time on the last day to vote, standing in line with my people.

One of my favorite science fiction novels is free to download (in exchange for a mere email address) through this Friday: The Quantum Thief, by Hannu Rajaniemi. You should read it so I can talk about it with more people! tor.com/2018/05/15/dow…

@mwichary I'm so delighted that you came back to find this old tweet. The typing demo is beautiful, and supports almost enough brackets to be my new text editor!

@TheOctoNation Ha! At my 1st author event I fielded this very Q from @startled and turned it into a blog post, in which I also made controversial statements about the best and worst cephalopods: cephalopodiatrist.com/2017/10/the-be…

@robey Nobody ever remembers poor Ventura.

@mikamckinnon More than three weeks of hot chocolate festival is the longest festival I can think of off the top of my head. That is amazing/appropriate.

Movie idea: realistic BatMan. Vindictive tech bro billionaire, too out of touch to realize that “dress up in costume and punch clowns” isn’t an effective crime fighting tactic. His staff, terrified of his unstable power and rage, manufacture cosplay villains for him.

A picture taken from Air Squad 6 at the end of day one (1-9-18). The picture is of the US 101 in Montecito, facing southbound. @VCFD @VCSOVentura @Venturaoes @CalOEScoastal @uscoastguard

@mlroach Oh wow I love it. It's like how Kafka wrote Amerika before ever having traveled there. Landlocked Los Angeles! Huntington Beach is enormous! Amazing.

@ladyfriend This Anna Wintour ambassadorship may be important information for @evilmallelis! I wonder who Joan Didion might ambass for in turn?

@wooglooskr I get a little sad whenever I see photos from when the US Navy prioritized impractical-but-awesome airships. Those were the days...

@ladyfriend Should they... should they be providing professional pedicurists I guess?

You made it through all twelve rounds of Boxing Day! Congratulations on achieving The Distance, and happy Boxingtide to you and yours.

The idea that it was "unthinkable" for the main opposition party to contest every Congressional race shows how far we have to go. twitter.com/AndrewPaulJoyc…

@robey The old trick was to add a contact named "y'all" (and anything else it won't autocorrect for you).

@grimalkina We were just in Maui and I almost froze to death! On top of Haleakalā, to be fair, but it wasn't exactly balmy at sea level.