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@HelloFreshCA one of your agents asked me to send a DM a picture on twitter re: an issue I had with an ingredient. But twitter isn’t letting me send you a DM!

Add that to the list of things you’ll do for your kid.

2 am and we are 27th in line. First couple of guys are in sleeping bags and have been here since Friday. Wild.

Vin and I have been camped out at the Passport office since 2am (him from 2am-5am, me from 5am til whenever I get in) to re-apply for Emory’s passport. I had already lined up in person to apply in April, but still have not received it. We are travelling in less than 2 weeks.

🔪🔪🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I noticed I was being short with my fiancé. He asked me why I was in such a bad mood. Wut. How dare he. ‘I’m tired,’ I snapped. 🤬 I had something to eat. Now I wanna go to his office and hug him and say sorry for being mean.

I’ve purchased 125 items in the last 6 months.

Somebody come and change my amazon prime password. I am getting out of hand.

How do people with multiple kids handle packing for any trip? And how do you all fit everything in your SUV’s? I have one small child, we are going away for a weekend, and I feel like I need to rent a U-Haul. I don’t even want to think about our month long trip to Brazil 🫣

how do mommas go back to sleep after their babies wake em up. it’s 3am. am i just up for the day, then?

@YUKNODIS Congratulations! 🤍❤️

@BigJacks Either!

@startswithaKAY You lookin for chips or candy?

Just made a grocery list that consist of ingredients to dishes from food joints I love that are currently closed due to the pandemic, and recent snacks of people I follow on social media. Oh, and Filipino ulam I love but have never made, but are too basic to order from a resto.

@SMARAMAC Turn your face sideways so the camera/audience can only see the one eye close. You’re welcome. 🌱✨

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@YUKNODIS almost did this 3 times in 2020. #TaurusIdeas

@marrrmalade “Place Order Now”

I take it back.

Somebody promised me a stack of homemade Mildred’s pancakes this morning. But I’m the only one awake in this house and there are no blueberries in the fridge. 👀