Nareg Essaghoolian

Tried wiring money today. Got a fraud prevention call to verify. I verified info and was told the wire would release. I get an email saying my wire is canceled and account is locked. THIS IS WHY BITCOIN EXISTS. IT'S MY MONEY. I MOVE IT WHERE I WANT WHEN I WANT #BTC

Jaden McDaniels publicly shamed Denver players for being bad at defense and then proceeded to score 30 points and win the elimination game

275 pushups a day for a year and I’m in the green. Easy work.

@mattcrossette @pandadoc Thought it was just me

@pandadoc why are you not working right now?

Already have had multiple AI native law firms ask if I have bandwidth to assist with their client work. AI native won’t survive standalone IMO. Might see bigger firms acquire them down the road.

@iamSauceGardner Lemon it 🍋

my Escalade V locked up while i was driving. they said it needs a new engine. it is a 2026 with 2k miles on it... how is this even possible?

@itsbrianscherer I’m in

Most law firm sites are pretty bad. On Thurs, May 7, I’ll be doing a free 2-hour workshop to help lawyers rebuild their site from the ground up using a framework + a set of Claude skills I created explicitly for this purpose. If you want an invite, like and drop an “I’m in”. This one will have limited spots open.

@itsbrianscherer Uhhh yes please

I built a law firm website over a weekend, and then built a course and a set of Claude skills to teach anyone who wants to learn how to do the same... Just let me know in the comments, and I'll send you everything

@AyreMann @HappyPunch Never trust a dude that likes it too much 🤣

@HappyPunch @startup_atty

Sean Strickland said the UFC is “ruining the sport” by signing international fighters 😬 “They go find these sh*tty people in third world countries. We don’t accept you guys. We accepted Alex Pereira because he’s a f*cking American. Loves guns, likes f*cking p*ssy…maybe a little bit too much.” (via @oscarswillis)

@SMB_Attorney Answering the questions is not the problem. The problem is clients don’t want to get charged for an hour of my time to go through the PhD dissertation they copy pasted from ChatGPT lol

Increasing number of service providers whining about clients using AI and second guessing their work. Let me be blunt: AI isn’t going anywhere. Get used to answering tough questions. If you know what you’re doing, it should be no big deal. If you don’t, better level up fast!

@Bfaviero Just buy high quality salt. Add to water. Electrolytes 🪄 ✨

Why are electrolytes so expensive? Why does the electrolyte cartel make each packet like $3

@biglawbro Have you never received an email from a client that was only the subject line?

@Eli_Albrecht @FlipCatLLC Yup have the same problem

In the M&A-Law world, I am facing a major challenge: Clients, buyers, sellers, and even opposing counsel are taking advice from AI Systems. Last week, a client sent an LOI that was exceedingly standard and a very favorable offer for the seller. The seller ran it through ChatGPT, and it told the seller that it was a bad deal, including that the seller should not agree to a non-compete (very standard). The seller sent an email with all of the ChatGPT-flagged issues list and terminated discussions. It is not just sellers, but my clients are sending me AI-generated lists, and I have to try to convince them that AI is off-base (or lacking nuance) and that my opinion is right. I find myself defending myself from their AI tools. AI (in its current form) is like a person you meet at a dinner party who talks loudly and confidently, but upon scrutiny lacks nuance or strategic understanding. This results in bad outcomes for many people, including the seller who rejected a great LOI offer. AI can be a great tool for people who already know a lot about a topic, but very damaging to people who use it for something they do not know about. It is also eating up a lot of legal time to run through issues lists, which are quickly written by low-cost AI.

@ThinkAppraiser Glendale

If you had to work in DTLA, where would you live?

Wow

Today we remember the Armenian Genocide. Survivors came to California with nothing and built something extraordinary. Their resilience is part of who we are. We honor and firmly stand with it.

Lebron knew this game was cooked. Wouldn’t be surprised to see some post-game complaints about the refs, just like Booker. Get the fines ready.

This game is fixed for Houston. Couldn’t be more obvious

Today is Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day. We remember 1.5M Armenians, 500K Greeks & 300K Assyrians murdered by the Ottoman Empire. A tragedy meant to erase a people that failed. It didn’t break them, instead it forged them. Today, their descendants lead, build, and rise across the world. Future looks bright!

Today is Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day. There were 1.5 million Armenians killed during the Armenian genocide and the Armenian Genocide Martyrs Memorial Monument in Montebello is a testament to the strong & proud Armenian community in L.A. Let's get into it!

❤️💙🧡 #ArmenianGenocide