stasney

I think we need to bring back three crucial and socially effective principles that Gen X created: 1) contempt for poseurs 2) contempt for conformists 3) contempt for The Man

“Question authority” and he’s been one of the loudest maga bootlickers lmao

@JuliaMorales @McClain_on_NFL

Zach Dezenzo goes deep. 2-run HR. 2-0, Astros.

@heyvirago LOL

@stasney_ I’ve ended up back here

Sneakernight (disco edit)

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

The “Buc-ees of Mexico” has opened its first-ever US location in Houston! ⭐️ This is Los Cochinitos, and it’s famous for its carnitas and clean restrooms.

They have free flowers for you to give away to your loved ones or for you to keep! 🌸
🎥 @itsssandres #VisitHouston #htx

Muffin the Bat Dog

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

Idc how bad our team is. Astros girlies are hotter than anyone else

can confirm ❤️

its awesome how if i heard this song for the first time today i might think that its corny and it sucks but ill never know because i heard it 1394823038 times in sixth grade and it is permanently hardcoded in my dna as The Best Fucking Song Ever Made

the houston astros play baseball tonight

@astrosbatgirl howdy can i be friends with y’all

The European mind cannot comprehend the garage hangout spot we were able to create during a single baseball game

Houston Texas baby

@gatorsafterdark like before the game starts? or like total

Legitimately getting butterflies thinking about having 3-4 beers at a baseball game this weekend

THANK YOU

The Houston Comets are BACK ☄️

The Fertittas Reach an Agreement To Bring the WNBA Back To Houston With Connecticut Sun Purchase — a @PaperCityMag Exclusive papercitymag.com/culture/housto…

they are winning the World Series, fuck

New Astros @HEB commercial and it’s AMAZING