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@KRabichow @PokerGO @mkonnikova To ship more MTTs

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@quarksmakejoe @shortmagsmle I have $100 for you…

The end of your story is misleading when the economist says, "ate shit for nothing". GDP refers to "production" or in a more practical sense, "usefulness". However, economic units, when driven to their core, are generally measured in "units of happiness" as happiness is generally the ultimate goal of humans. Therefore, the terms production and happiness are interchangeable under that adopted approach. In the economist example, while no literal production of goods occured and the benefit of watching someone eat shit to most would sound useless, the economists each offered the other $100 to eat shit. Therefore, it is implied that they each expected to derive some sort of benefit from watching the other eat shit (laughter, etc.), or "happiness". Therefore, they did not eat shit for nothing and derived some form of "production" or "happiness" through their exchange (unless they did not actually derive any happiness from watching the other perform). Make sense?

Actually, obligatory: Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit. Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing." "That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

@265Kilometres @Pysanczyn To grow the fan base… but these are also for select games and it’s limited… it’s not like they’re just offload the entire season at a discount

@Pysanczyn why are you selling tickets on the cheap somewhere 150 clicks away from your barn

The Kingston Costco is selling knockdown Sens tickets in the 100s 😭

@just_fedup Just to clarify, where does freedom of speech end for you?

Harry Sisson is actively deleting his Anti l-Charlie Kirk videos because he knows he played a part! Guess what? HARRY I already have most of them saved to send to the FBI. I pray they lock this snot nose up for life too

@Crepitis1 @jpegsupreme @PursueTruth92 I’ll ask you the same questions.. How do you know CK shooter was politically motivated?… why couldn’t they have mental health issues too?… what information about the shooter, that hasn’t even been identified yet, do you have?… this is a tragedy, stop this biases nonsense

@jpegsupreme @PursueTruth92 How do they know it was politically motivated? It seems more likely the shooter had mental health issues. They has been VERY little information on this...

I’ve always considered myself a moderate person. I’ve been proudly unaffiliated since age 18. But I’ve seen too many cities destroyed and too many innocent Americans killed by the radical policies and ideology of the Democrat Party. Today I’m registering as a Republican.

@truckdriverpleb What country did you move to?

Liberal voters are finally realizing they got played

@truckdriverpleb Did you leave Canada like you promised?

Mark Carney's polling numbers are about to crash The honeymoon phase is officially over I think we are back

@truckdriverpleb Where did you move to when you left Canada?

I still can't believe this guy won

@AllenKessler @WynnPoker You go girl

Stepped out of my Diet Coke comfort zone and ordered a fresh pineapple juice @WynnPoker. So refreshing!

@IamGreen04 @plal @FriedgeHNIC You mean, don’t trade him to a team that will trade him to a team on his no trade list

@plal @FriedgeHNIC Don't trade him to a team on his no trade list

Most interesting thing about Dadonov deal: No-trade clause until March 1 10-team trade list after Bonuses $250K for 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 games $300K for playoffs and 40 games played $300K for winning round 1 $200K for winning round 2 $100K for winning the conference  $100K for winning the Stanley Cup (Must play 50 per cent of games each round to achieve the bonus)

@roemischers @Pkrguy23 @Giggitygatesz @FarazJaka He has 150K back

@Pkrguy23 @Giggitygatesz @FarazJaka My bad I meant 15m

A♠️K❤️ in LJ 160k chips WSOP $5k 6max blinds 3k/5k 191 remain 176 pay I raise 10k, SB (215k) 3b 27k, BB (330k) goes all in. Both traveling pros (German & Hungarian) What’s BBs shove range and do you call or fold? Hit like or reply so you see results I’ll post tomorrow.

@TheRealKeean And you scream about fake news

BREAKING: The G7 becomes the G6 after Donald Trump tells Mark Carney he has had enough and is leaving early.

@awareoftheBS @ThePatriotOasis Well we read your tweets too

🚨BREAKING: Por*n star Mia Khalifa says that Governor Gavin Newsom can “Get it”

@mark_slapinski I have a good feeling you’ll continue to post things like this until you can’t monetize the base further.

@PierrePoilievre Nope, please update to “unelected leader of the opposition”

A Half-Trillion Dollars in a Banker’s Suit open.substack.com/pub/pierrepoil…

@FergusCircus @realnathanxm @JJ_McCullough Cool story, you don’t sounds obsessed at all

@statsdman @realnathanxm @JJ_McCullough Trudeau went from golden boy to unperson with no in-between. One minute he’s the pride of the party, next it’s ‘Justin who?’ they just ctrl+z’d their messiah

Kinda weird that Jagmeet Singh is just nothing now. Not head of the NDP, not a member of parliament, nothing. Oh well. At least he’s got his pension.

@FergusCircus @realnathanxm @JJ_McCullough You actually think he charged tax payers $2M for socks? Either way, time to move on, Trudeau isn’t PM. Join us in reality.

@statsdman @realnathanxm @JJ_McCullough so less than the cost of Trudeaus gay socks wardrobe

@KatKanada_TM So now you’re finding out that the carbon tax wasn’t really the reason gas prices are high - maybe we should’ve channelled that energy to address the root cause?

Remember when Carney said he reduced the carbon tax to 0% and promised gas would be cheaper. 🤡🤡🤡

@FergusCircus @realnathanxm @JJ_McCullough Only until tax payers fund a $2M by-election to gift PP a safe seat

@realnathanxm @JJ_McCullough If you heard a little more from the other sides of the aisle you would know that Andrew Scheer is the current leader of the conservative party.