Stavikius “STD Connoisseur” Markum

@sirwhitemonster Saving ur broke ass bank account White

My gf just stopped me from going to the after party and the casino. What am I doing? #whipped

@RealJonnyBravo1 Tag me in the post

I got doxed ????

I hid that my house has fat free milk because I was fried and afraid I would get flamed for drinking fat free milk

Takin the edge off today

@sirwhitemonster If you saw your ex posted anywhere except her own story for you to give a yearning like you’d kys on the spot anyway

I think if I saw my ex gf in a Clavicular post I’d kms on the spot #real

@DoctorMisterSir @sirwhitemonster

The asses you see on your local gym’s stairmaster would send a pilgrim into psychosis.

@MonkRecruiter Giardiniera.

Let me hear top 5 hot dog toppings. 1 is mustard 2 relish and sauerkraut is top 5 easy.

@sirwhitemonster NAH.

Mood rn. Genuinely sick of this shit:

The timeline that this post has taken since October 28th is beyond absurd

I’ve began bartering Marlboro reds with a 5’1 cute blonde for her adderall like an 1800’s flea market

Just looked at search history of the guy next to me. “Marc Smith” was one with no other writing. Not sure he’s doing so good.

@brownshcburner1 @sirwhitemonster @ASUSoftball Fuck Cleveland

@sirwhitemonster @ASUSoftball @stavikius He won’t like her she’s going a lebron celly

KAYLEE. POND. HOME RUN ❗️ ASU 1 | #3 OU 0 #ForksUp /// #BeElite

I miss when in elementary and middle school they would teach you new words that no 11 year old had any business using like “countenance”

@elliotmellinger Text your ex

What should I do for 1k followers

@buyfromdick Hm.

@buyfromdick @WiredForSound__ @RealJonnyBravo1

Thinking in hindsight my greatest skill thus far has been locating mentally ill blonde women

@RealJonnyBravo1 🫩

“1. I’m not telling you if there was or wasn’t and that doesn’t imply either answer 2. Why do you ask these things” was the final draw

The ex not wife-wife is pressing me about who the “lucky girl” was last night. Few routes to take here. Thinking of a “why do you ask these things”. Thoughts/advice?

@sirwhitemonster It’s because you’re just a more complex thinker don’t worry. No sound of mind person would decide which of your 15 women(that you give love to all of) to choose from

People fr getting engaged from my high school and I’m fr still thinking of the fortnite battle pass