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@11point7 @cotuck this looks familiar

Never seen a 43 degree launch angle HR before 😂 Bear Jones is one strong fella

Looking for a job.

@JoeRecord_ I feel the same way about harmonica

Coleslaw fun to say, hard to eat.

If a player was guaranteed to hit a homerun every at bat and played a 0.0 WAR defense, would he be worth $1 billion per year?

@HackAttackimer @CespedesBBQ I actually always believed we should get more per diem on rain days because they would cancel the game and we would not get our after game meal

@CespedesBBQ There’s a reason they call it “per diem” and not “per ludus”

Today I asked a guy on the Braves if they get double per diem on a doubleheader day and he (understandably) looked at me like I was a dummy. Anyway, let’s do two.

@JayCuda Pitch clock seems to be doing its job

MLB teams by month this season

BLAKE PERKINS WITH HIS FIRST CAREER WALK-OFF! #ThisIsMyCrew

This dog is built like Danny Devito

2PM EST TOMORROW the Injury Reserve - Bye Storm, By Storm - Double Trio double video will premiere on YouTube at youtu.be/rpsKDDGcDpw

Student loans need to be underwritten better

If I go missing it was because I started a class action law suit against all internet providers demanding that we get reimbursed for poor internet

Blake Perkins' first Big League home run is a grand one. 😳

@kaitlind113 Hahaha I love it!!

@steamedfruit my dads front yard 😂

@MarceloDietrich @laurengilger @kjzzphoenix That’s awesome!! I appreciate the support Marcel

"[H]e plans to donate the profits to charity." I purchased his yard signs, & I'm voting for Tyler Watson @steamedfruit! By @laurengilger, Amber Victoria Singer Via @kjzzphoenix #TylerWatson kjzz.org/content/179788…

@CoachTip21 I appreciate it Tip! Proud to represent Puma Ball ✊🏼

“Then I figured if I’m going to do it, I might as well make money for charity,” Tyler Watson. ⁦@steamedfruit⁩, I am so dang impressed with you. Keep doing great things on and off the field, and keep crossing your arms! #PumaBall podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/gay…

@SethTweets Thanks Seth!

Happy Birthday @steamedfruit!

By the Time I Get to Phoenix now available everywhere <3 ffm.to/bttigtp

@jeje66 Steamedfruit will have to do 🕺🏼

By the way, I asked @steamedfruit about his Twitter handle and he said he originally wanted @steamedvegetables but it was too long …

@TheKleinhans The classic sac fly from second 🤷🏼‍♂️

And @steamedfruit's scoreless streak reaches 17.1 IP before Beloit brings a runner home from second base on a third-inning sacrifice fly. #CRKernels

@TheKleinhans 🕺🏼

5.0 total innings & nine strikeouts overall for @steamedfruit after he strikes out both batters faced in the 7th... #CRKernels