Samwise

Your fellow Samwise here. We got this. 💜 I'm right here with you. You aren't alone.

@ztexicus Happily 😏

@LordGrimdark Baptise 🥺

@ztexicus Get 👏 to 👏 the 👏 point👏 I do not have patience for tip toeing around 🤦‍♀️

If I answer your DM and you hit me with "wyd?" instead of getting to the point, I swear to God, Obama and all that is holy, I will ignore that shit and mute you 😭😆

Well I better find a way to audition because I had a goal to work out and get to peak health so I could play Vigga-Wolf...

I am on the Book Off (@ohdobookoff) with the magnificent @joe_hill, discussing my The Devils, Joe's King Sorrow, and making the case for Larry McMurtry's Lonesome Dove. instagram.com/p/DQLnExnCHP-/

@LordGrimdark please I need to know...are we getting a follow up to The Devils?!?!

“You spend years illuminating manuscripts,” said Baptiste, working off one boot, “and singing hymns, and tending the monastery gardens, but all anyone wants to talk about is the one time you fucked a werewolf.” 🐺🦇💀🏴‍☠️⚔️🧝‍♀️⛪️😛 deviantart.com/dejan-delic/ar… @LordGrimdark #thedevils

Happy #N7 day! Gotta watch the boy stream #MassEffect youtube.com/live/zTtzEafNx…

I fkn love women

If you're looking for spice you can just follow my alt Instagram Maybestillsamwise 🤷‍♀️

Still to this day, one of my fave photos I've taken of myself 🥰

Objectively speaking... This is a great photo of me and my hair. 😇

🔥 Aries ♈ - Cancer ♋ 🔥 The dice align with the stars! 🌟 We’ve matched each zodiac sign with a dice set that captures its energy. Are you the bold Aries, the luxurious Taurus, the quick-witted Gemini, or the nurturing Cancer? 🎲✨ Which one speaks to you? 🔮⬇️ #ZodiacDice #AstrologyVibes

Trans kids didn’t hike your rent. Billionaires did. Immigrants didn’t make your groceries more expensive. Billionaires did. Federal workers didn’t take away your health care. Billionaires did.

This is how women want to spend our days instead of working

@SkylarShark I will ATTEMPT to say yes...but I fear I would just stumble all over my words 🤣

okay be so fr.. I come up and ask you on a date. Yes or no..?

All my 🔞🔥 stuff is on my 🔵sky... 👀 juuussssttttt letting you knoowwwwwww

@ztexicus Wouldn't you like to know! 😜😋

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