stephanie

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stephanie

@stefezes

I want to eat pasta alone in silence

Katılım Mayıs 2011

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stephanie@stefezes·4h

they should invent a man that’s a good person, knows how to fuck, and only wants to fuck me

stephanie@stefezes

they should invent a man that can maintain an erection

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princess ୨ৎ@liltiddyemogf·22h

i used to be so worried abt making sure i wasn’t overstepping any boundaries while letting them trample all over me and mine

detach@detachdaily

you ever sit there and realize how many times you ignored your own emotional needs because you were too focused on making someone else feel loved

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stephanie@stefezes·22h

i am one minor inconvenience away a mental breakdown

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grace@gracefishlove·2d

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

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stephanie@stefezes·1d

why does the smoke detector always start beeping in the middle of the night? why doesn’t the battery ever get low during the day????

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تُقى@tokaaosamaa·3d

Telling a man how you feel is like bleeding in front of shark

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stephanie@stefezes·6d

first win in tempo franchise history and a walk off grand slam, man i love toronto sports 🥰

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stephanie@stefezes·6d

god bless you daulton varsho you can keep your silly walk up song

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elroymonté@finess3nce·13 May

Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴@OptimusGrind__

Stop dating while still grieving the last relationship.

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stephanie@stefezes·6d

they should invent a man that can maintain an erection

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they should invent a man that can make me cum

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Buck@Buck36043Buck·12 May

It’s try not to get institutionalized Tuesday

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stephanie@stefezes·12 May

just when i thought things couldn’t get any worse, my water heater breaks 😭

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D.@Lush_Beauty1·11 May

Before a man After a man

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stephanie@stefezes·12 May

when he doesn’t text back in 0.2 seconds

𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷@luhaenten

Absolutely besotted with Tchaikovsky's tone in this letter

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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·11 May

Me quietly dealing with something that clearly affected me more than I’ll ever admit.

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BRIGHT @NkamaBright·11 May

gonna make 7 hoes cry this summer y'all gonna pay for what my ex did to me

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WILDER@wldsteppa·10 May

I couldn't do polygamy.. cause why tf y'all had sex while I was at work

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stephanie@stefezes·11 May

@VtecPapi i was about to throw up thinking it was a grand slam

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Sonic the hedgefund manager@VtecPapi·11 May

@stefezes I genuinely thought he had at minimum extra bases

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stephanie@stefezes·11 May

that was a crazy catch by white. the dodgers can go to hell!!!!

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