Doug Steinmeyer

I was recently reminded that I sometimes wade into the gray area between professional and unprofessional, so I have removed all connections to my career and employer in my bio. Welcome to the same and unimproved @steinmeyer216

Max and I celebrated National Cheeseburger Day @SugarFireSmoke

Flag Day post. It was a retirement gift from a couple students.

Wearing my @OfficialFZiAm shirt while showing my love for everyone (except Trump and his administration).

@FZSGolf The work by these students is truly impressive. A huge thanks to the college professors for inviting them into their labs.

Science Research Poster Night underway. These kids put in alot of work at local universities this year. Congrats to Ollie, Emily, Danielle, Ellie, Malik, and Shreenik!

The Top 25 Dinner is my favorite event of Graduation Season. Thank you for your kind words, Drew and Jocelyn.

Math isn’t his strong suit. If eggs cost $10 per dozen, a drop of 93% would make the price 70¢.

@MeetThePress host, Kristen Welker, is so bad at her job. Navarro answered no questions asked, and she didn’t ask about Ron Vara. How does she still hold this position?

I’m in very conservative Texas (Who’s more conservative? MO or TX) for Spring Break. Stumbled upon this article about vouchers. austinchronicle.com/news/2025-03-2…

@FZSGolf Good luck today, Science Bowlers

So fun watching the Science Bowl Team compete in the US D.O.E Regional Science Bowl tonight. They put a lot of time in to prepare. It didn’t go Team 2’s way unfortunately but Team 1 advances with a 4-1 record tonight. Double elimination tomorrow against stiff competition!!

@CoachLoutzFZE You must be an easy grader.

1 THAT'S MY STUDENT 2 THAT'S MY STUDENT 3 THAT was MY STUDENT 4 THAT'S MY STUDENT 5 THAT'S MY STUDENT 7 THAT'S MY STUDENT 8 THAT'S MY STUDENT 11 THAT'S MY STUDENT 14 THAT'S MY STUDENT 15 THAT'S MY STUDENT 16 THAT'S MY STUDENT 23 THAT'S MY STUDENT 25 THAT'S MY STUDENT

Chances the asteroid hits Earth Original: 1.2% Current: 3.1% Different than the news reported, this is a 158% increase, not 1.9%. newscientist.com/article/246889…

Earlier this week, I verbalized my wish for anyone but an old, white guy to speak on behalf of the Democratic Party. I watched @hakeemjeffries avoid answering questions and repeat the same talking points multiple times this morning and realized he isn’t the answer.

Congrats Square Roots and Bare Foots on your @ZumSouth Southside Servers trivia night victory.

As retirement nears, I had my first “This is the last time I will…” moment yesterday. Wasn’t sad.

Renewing plates online with @MissouriRevenue may be the best time-saver the internet has ever allowed.

See the flyer for South High School 9th Grade Preview Night. This event is for current SMS 8th graders and their parents and will be held on Thursday, January 23rd, from 6:00 to 7:00.

Warning: Explicit lyrics. My “too long for X” video shows the fans storming the court and singing Mr. Brightside. This shorter video is from the pregame. Spencer took Max down to the floor. His pic and video are also attached.

@FZNFootball @STLhssports Remember when we started coaching, and news articles about HS sports were free to read?

Thanks to Steve Overbey @STLhssports for the article highlighting our boys. We appreciate it!!! stltoday.com/sports/high-sc…

Growth comes in many forms: I realize I’m in a bad mood, so I should limit my interactions with people.

I would swear I felt it at 3:30, but my judgement of time could have been off overnight.