Olivia Steinhafel

“people you may know” and it’s someone i would push off a cliff

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

I now understand why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour

84% tariffs… just get me a celsius & a boat I’ll go get the shit myself

just saw a TikTok of someone eating a Publix sub on a beach in Florida

Nonsensical that I'd rather take a whole shower than wash my face at the sink.

“april fools’ day” is an amusing concept considering some of you are fools every single day of the calendar year

Pop off Miranda Hobbes

been saying this in my head all day

Me every single day of 2025 so far

winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter

are you seeing this shit my liege

Me every time I see a new executive order has been signed

he’s literally signing all these executive orders like umbridge rn

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once

The conductor on The Polar Express when the hot chocolate comes out