Bye bye

Phuck Twitter. I barely tolerate this app now. Let Musk and his merry band of RW clowns have this app and turn it to Truth Social 2.0.

@XXL What Da Phuck does any of this even mean? I think there’s an apology in there somewhere, but dude lost me a while back.

Kanye West offers another apology and explanation for his anti-Semitic comments twitter.com/smallzstill/st…

@XanozIchimonji I was hoping you could tell me. I haven’t understood much this dude has said or done in well over a decade 🙄

The fuck is he talking about?

@AdamParkhomenko That’s not a shock, but I’m not hopeful it will matter in FL. Stranger things have happened, but I just don’t see DeSantis losing the election even if he flung 💩 at the audience for 60 minutes straight.

Charlie Crist is absolutely humiliating Ron DeSantis in this debate right now

@joncoopertweets Is that a real question? I would expect MAGA to continue to deny it until it’s no longer profitable and Cruz to run away as soon as times get hard

Yes or No: Do you trust Ted Cruz and MAGA to lead the country through the climate crisis?

@nyladavis1990 Herschel Walker proved me wrong, he’s actually dumber than I thought he was. Walker is every bad stereotype rolled into one. Walker has managed to lower the bar below sea level.

@JerryLEADS @TennilleNAllen RQQQQ Team

@TennilleNAllen RQQQQ

Sounds like #DABRUHZ

How do you feel about Alex Jones being ordered to pay $965 million in damages to the families of Sandy Hook shooting victims? GIFS only.

@RobTeeVee Sorry bro, but that’s just how they get down in LA. Traffic sucks. Driving from LAX to Burbank should take 45 minutes. In rush hour traffic it’s a solid 2 hours. My advice is to leave real early and find something good to listen to on the way.

How the fuck can it take 1 hr 40 mins to drive somewhere within the same city? Checked Google Maps last night and it said 32 minutes. This is my first day of full blown hating LA traffic. Just dumb

@nyladavis1990 @MadScientistFF I’m impressed. I didn’t know the no ketchup rule lived beyond places like NY and the Chi. Fun fact, there’s a hot dog spot not far from O’Hare called Gene and Jude’s that won’t give you ketchup under any circumstances. Best hot dog in the Chi.

Ketchup isn't available, what are you putting on this?

@XanozIchimonji Keep doing you sis. Not sure what these people are on, but please continue to own your sexy. These people would hate on you whether you’re a size 2 or 22.

A lot of people online hate women ESPECIALLY plus sized women. A bunch of those comments last night going on about how I only take pictures sitting down because I am 400 lbs and ashamed of my body were extra weird. I have never hid anything, my desk has good lighting is all.

@Shells_bells75 Sup

Say hello if you dont have a problem with me being muslim! I want to see how many ally's I have.

@XanozIchimonji Agreed. Somebody needs to have their expectations level set. Because unless you’re screwing a horse, bull, or elephant, “penetration” ain’t happening.

Someone who has never had sex in their life and only watches hentai prolly made this.

@atlblerd2 @DiirtyDiiana That’s what I’m talking about. You were just as to the point as she was. Way to shut that shit down quick.

@DiirtyDiiana First interaction on Tinder....

Fellas, what’s the wildest/craziest thing a woman has asked you for when you just met them?

@MilesDoesntCare @naima Apparently she thought way more of those 3 days than you did. How tf do you even make that request with a straight face? 🧐

Knew her for like 3 days

@closecalls7 OMG! This ain’t a Billy goat,this is a William goat. What the hell has this super buff goat been doing to get this diesel? This goat is walking around looking like Thor.

@nyladavis1990 @jackaberlin Nah you probably gained a few including me and if they did leave over you rightly calling out #BrettFavreWelfareQueen then 🖕’em.

@tedcruz Don’t you have a plane to catch or something? Go back to doing what you do best ignoring the needs of your constituents?

Palpatine looks good.

@kayleighmcenany Chick please. Your lying ass worked for the most divisive president ever. Take several seats with this BS display of pearl clutching 🧐.

Mr. Unity just gave the most divisive presidential speech I have ever seen!

@guitarcenter @Fender I’m sure, too bad the customer service is complete garbage. I have called customer service numerous times only to be on hold for 30 or more minutes everytime. I thought purchasing a warranty was supposed to protect me from this type of treatment, but apparently not.

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