Steph

by six weeks… bigger eggplants

The problem is you don't even realise some disrespect until you're in the shower.

love being a woman in a male dominated field (commitment issues)

Become a threat

For the Texas portion of the DNC roll call, Eva Longoria introduces the former head of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards. Richards is also the daughter of the late, legendary Governor of Texas, Ann Richards. Richards introduces Kate Cox, a Texas woman who had to flee the state to receive abortion care. Cox shares that she is happily pregnant now and that her baby is due in January.

This is totally unfair. They're going to demolish those kids. Who thought this was a good idea

how does the Seinfeld music fit so perfectly? 😳😂

Everything is going to be ok [citation needed]

be serious weather app

I never say never. Unless someone asks me when I want to go camping. Then the answer will always be “Never”.

I was not born to follow up, circle back or touch base on things. I was born to sit on a porch on a warm Summer night

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

This is so unrealistic, I would never be in the drivers seat

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases?

the way i stay at home bro i am becoming a furniture

For my parks & rec swifties lol

Omg sorry i can’t hang tonight. yeah. i have to be alone and somber . what are you doing tomorrow though