stephanie berger thee face

Lit and shot like it’s tribal council I know that’s right

Clubbing sober is so funny.. chugging water on the dance floor, pregaming with caffeine.. like girl that’s a workout

@DIGWOMANNN @gotnothingforya lowkey need this in a Venn diagram format

@gotnothingforya the problem is that no one who is good at posting is also good at the fucking game

I hate when a reality tv star I love is annoying on social media :(

@chellesmist let’s go merp

new era second chance cast whos taking it? #Survivor50

really didn’t expect this to be evergreen but

The world holds so much misery that miserable hearts forget the face of happiness. They grow comfortable being sore losers, so when they see real sportsmanship it unsettles them! like holy water touching a demon. Because clapping for someone else’s victory requires something many people never learned…how to win with grace & pure joy, and how to lose with grace, chin up & dignity.

the saddest experience of a survivor watch is when the players make a move or choice thats actually really good for them but is the worse choice for entertainment purposes

Extremely specific life advice: you can convert Fahrenheit to Celsius with the stops on the 6 train. 33 St =0° 42 St=5° 51 St=10° 59 St=15° Works to 96th St!

Gabby Windey and Robby Hoffman look adorable together on the Vanity Fair #Oscars carpet.

Gay guys will be like “I’m going on vacation” and it’s like… have you ever not been on vacation? It seems like you’ve been on vacation for 17 years?

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

@DIGWOMANNN yes AND it’s a massive editing issue (or maybe the dictum comes from on higher aka the network) They can’t contemplate more nuance than broad types like dodo, evil, ice queen, kooky lady, good-at-challenges-bad-at-social, sidekick, etc.

high level thoughts: the pre-40 seasons of survivor were the only chance to be a wholly original character. it’s been reheated nachos for a while now

CBK... California Bizza Kitchen

@USATODAYmoney @teenychill bait

Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini usatoday.com/story/money/fo…

soooooo basically if ur nyc born raised this was the longest coldest stretch of your lifetime

@_FromTheIsland Lyle 😭😭😭

A true “where were you” moment

The best day is a Saturday. Specifically when you have one workout class in Manhattan, one fixed social plan, and about 3 hours of to-be-accounted-for roaming

@AMikeBloomType MICHAEL

Rick Devens is always gonna succumb to a snake on Survivor #Survivor50

Hey it’s Billie Eilish

Zara Larsson shares her secrets to getting abs: “I just laugh and laugh and laugh. I don’t go to the gym. I don’t do anything special. Sorry, I’m just genetically blessed. People are like, ‘Seriously, what is [your workout routine]?’ No, I laugh like so much.”

all this RTO vs WFH stuff can be solved so easily: when my hair looks really good, everyone has to come into the office. otherwise, whatever