steph 🤷🏻‍♀️

@awalmartparking mr redacted is a goooood man

my fiancé made an excel spreadsheet to track mine years in advance for this exact reason i refuse to be bloated and bleeding at the alter

@theashleyray time to rewatch vpr already lol

will vanderpump villa scratch this itch or is it like methadone

@theashleyray it’s been so fun to relive the show through your tweets hahahahahah

i have finished vanderpump rules. those were the best days of my life.

@theashleyray my boyfriend and i quote this like once a week now lol “but babe …. bulldozers”

ariana just told tom she needs him to stay after her birthday because her dad just died and tom sandoval went "but the boys wanna go to vegas and drive dumptrucks"

… well ive been here too long

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

okay now bring back the-n too

@awalmartparking i’m pretty sure he was wearing them on the after show thing this season too LOL

why would you wear these to sitting event 😭😭 it’s a bravo reunion, the entire cast is on the couch for 95% of the show

@KastellPrio @TheDarbyLynn @dimension20show @dropout @paulrobalino @samreich @IMHOtheShow omg please!!!!

Hey @dimension20show ! You heard the ladies @dropout @paulrobalino @samreich @IMHOtheShow

@awalmartparking okay this or katie and tom’s joint bachelor party in new orleans

i don’t need a hospital i need to go to scheana shay’s engagement party/good as gold debut party to watch kristen admit to fucking jax and then tom sandoval attack jax THAT will cure whatever is going on here

can i come over and do the pitch perfect riff off at you against your will

@dallas__texas honestly i’m just trying to remind myself that we’re one of many that feel this way and we all at least have each other

guys how do we overcome this i am trying so hard to be hopeful and to turn my anger into productivity but i am so scared and so sad idk how to survive the next 4 years.. it has been 1.5 days and look what he’s already done how am i supposed to feel hope

We’ll always have the SUR alleyway

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found a relic in an old purse yesterday (and yes that is from my 19th birthday)

@starboihaze @parrissaa_ 🥹

they really taught me everything i know

@lavidagouda i’m obsessed with them