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@stephlococcus

I make grammatical errors in every single tweet, or you will be refunded - PGY-3 🥺

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Dating outside of medicine is crazy this man just asked me what a code blue was
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@cordprolapse from MS4 to onc chief... time flies <3 hope you've been well
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@chrischarts8 just to try and leave hahahaha
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I haven't been on twitter since PGY2 year when Elon unfortunately bought this site and that's sad bc medtwitter was so much fun! I think I will be permanently deleting this account but if anyone wants to stay in touch, DM me so we can connect on other socials :)
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Tricia Pendergrast, MD
Tricia Pendergrast, MD@trpender·
Absolutely wild thing to post during a national IV fluid shortage
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson

Completed my first total plasma exchange (TPE). Removing all the plasma in my body and replacing with Albumin. This is different from what I did last year: removing 1 L of plasma from my body and then replacing it with 1 L of plasma from my blood boy @talmagejohnson_ . I gave my one liter of plasma to my father. This time around there's no blood boy involved. TPE removes all of my body’s plasma and replaces it with Albumin. The therapy objectives are to remove toxins from my body. The evidence is emergent. Others use TPE for autoimmune disorders, blood disorders, neurological conditions, transplant-related complications, and replacement of missing plasma components. As we normally do, we completed a bunch of baseline measurements before this therapy including toxins but other things too such as speed of aging, organ ages, microplastics and many other biomarkers. I'll do six total treatments. The operator, who’s been doing TPE for 9 years, said my plasma is the cleanest he’s ever seen. By far. He couldn’t get over it. When we finished, he couldn’t bring himself to throw it away. He was imagining all the good that it could do in the world. On people’s face as PRP therapy. In their body, rejuvenating organs. There is probably a path to auction off or donate my plasma on this next go around. Liquid gold. Remember that when my father received 1 L of my plasma his speed of aging dropped by 25 years and stayed that way for six months. We don’t know if it was from my super plasma or if it was from removing his plasma, but the results are interesting nonetheless. The whole procedure took just under 2 hours.

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status annoyicus@medburnbook·
the 30 minutes I spend compelling myself to work on my fellowship personal statement is without question longer than 3-4 hours of rounds there’s gotta be a lifetime max on these things I swear and after that you can just write “I want to do this so bad I pinky promise”
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NEJM@NEJM·
A 70-year-old man undergoing cholangioscopy to evaluate dilatation of the common bile duct was found to have flatworms in his biliary tract (shown in a video). Read the full clinical case: nej.md/3NAhXE0
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Michael Justus
Michael Justus@mhjrad·
relax everyone, kate middleton is just in step 1 dedicated
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3AM moments: my co-resident ordering IV hydral on a patient on two pressors for “hypertension” (the mistake was caught on time and order cancelled)
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Avraham Z. Cooper, MD 🩺
Avraham Z. Cooper, MD 🩺@AvrahamCooperMD·
If you haven’t yet thanked your eosinophils today (swarming a nematode).
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16% pay raise this year 🥹🥹🥹
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… I didn’t realize it already was LOL
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Hoarding needs to be in the DSM5
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@joshmcgoo WOW been off Twitter and missed baby #2???
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Doctor Funky@DrTobiasFunky·
Staff: oh, you’re the medical student (slur)
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Ch(aortic) Stenosis M.D.
Ch(aortic) Stenosis M.D.@MySystolic·
My Roman Empire is that Boba vending machine they have at Rush
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Kimi Chernoby, MD JD MA
Kimi Chernoby, MD JD MA@KimiChernoby·
Meanwhile 1st year Med school grads (interns) are making $45-60k with no over time pay, working 28 hour shifts, and working most weekends and holidays and inability to negotiate contracts or leave job. And, med school is a year longer than law school!
Orin Kerr@OrinKerr

New salary scale for law firm associates at Cravath and 17 other large law firms. This is not a small amount of money. taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2…

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Mamacita Sanchez 🐝💛
Mamacita Sanchez 🐝💛@SanchezMamacita·
I’m struggling to comprehend the ignorance of policy makers about what happens during pregnancy/miscarriage. Yesterday I learned that they didn’t know that you usually miscarry into a toilet. They didn’t know that your medical team sends you home to miscarry. 1/x
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Max Jordan Nguemeni@MaxJordan_N·
The ID problem is simple. You have to be uniquely altruistic and into bugs to take on 3 more years of training to sort of *decrease* your ultimate salary. Unless you supplement it doing general medicine too. Pay infectious diseases doctors fairly and watch this turn around.
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